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[lastat06513]

I think a person's character changes drastically when they drink. There are those that are gitty, funny when they're drunk then there are those freakin' idiots who become psychos when they drink........

Which one are you?

[drunkenfud]

I'm a fud while drunk.

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[IncognitoHFX]

My tongue gets looser than [insert female celeb's name here]'s vagina, and then I get really sick and feel miserable for twenty four hours.

I don't like drinking, but alas, it's hard to find people of the same mind. Outside of my circle, I can't find any foreigners to hang out with that don't drink three-four times a week in places I don't like. You heard me, you're all sketchy bastards.

[nolegirl]

STAGE 1: buzzed, everything A OK, having fun. Eyeing out a nice gentleman to buy me a drink.

STAGE 2: I am drunk and I start falling alot and I mean alot. I totally eat sh!t. Good thing is I am drunk and it doesn't hurt nor do I care I am making a complete a$$ of myself.

STAGE 3: I am really drunk and the beer googles come on, and I realize that there are some really attractive males at this bar. I do my incognito
glance at the male I think is hot. It porbably isn't incognito but I am drunk and I think I am being really really sly.

STAGE 3.5: OMG my fav song starts playing (really, it could be any song but I am drunk and it is now my favorite song)!!! I must go immediately to dance with my friends, it really does not matter if there is no dance floor nor music as I will still dance. A male will usually start grinding up on me as if he were a dog in heat but I am using this male to hold me up from falling on the dance floor becuase if not I will fall and eat sh!t and stage 2 will be repeated. I am also burning all the calories from all the alcohol I drank, win-win situation. I don't have to exercise. Ok, I don't really exercise but if I did, I wouldn't have too!!

STAGE 4: Last call for alcohol. I either:

4.1 - Order as much alcohol as possible and chug
4.2 - Decide that I am really sleepy and go take a nap on a bar stool. This will result in the guys I am with to have to carry me home which is ok with me because I don't like to walk, especially with 3 inch stilletos on. Mind you I am probably wearing a short dress so my a$$ is showing to the world.
4.3 - Leave the bar to go get Taco Bell as tacos have never sounded so good. mmmm... chalupas!
4.4 - Decide to go home with some guy that I talked to earlier. Usually, my friends are smart and drag me far away form the male that wants to take me home. Sometimes the male is smart and relaizes this and pulls me through the crowd. I will not go into details what happens if this takes place. Although, I have just recently turned 25 and feel I have greatly matured so this step is not as common In my old age I just get sleepy now and want my own bed.

Most likely 4.2 will happen, b/c If I get really drunk i will just pass out... it doesn't matter where. I compeletly zone out.

Thats what happens when I drink.

[MollyBloom]

[shifty]

Jeez, Nolegirl, I think Korea had better hold onto its hat..

[jajdude]

the frequent kind? sometimes?

nah maybe, sounds like shoulda been a poll

[Czarjorge]

Depends on my mood going in and what I'm drinking.

A good mood and tequila makes for naked dancing.

A bad mood and tequila leads to angry accusations and shaken fists.

A good mood and beer leads to hugging.

A bad mood and beer makes for blackouts.

A good mood and whiskey makes me a charmer.

A bad mood and whiskey makes everyone my enemy.

A few weeks ago I went to a bonfire with a 30pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Through can twenty I was doing great, chatting up some ladies and tending the fire. At twenty five beers I suddenly became wildly melancholy and I was briefly convinced I didn't exist. At thirty beers I wanted a sandwich and my bed. I haven't drank since.

[Underwaterbob]

I usually get ridiculously cheerful, friendly and incredibly self-desctructive (read: run around like a maniac generally with complete disregard for my own health). Only when really smashed though.

[BS.Dos.]

I suppose that I can sometimes be kind of outspoken, but not in an in-your-face aggressive way, especially if it involves talking about something I know nothing about. I'm also generally prone to incomprehensible philosophical ramblings which no one understands. Once I've stumbled out the door, I then usually go home and listen to music until pass-out O'Clock.

[Dome Vans]

*Gone are the days of drinking stupidly until I'm sick or wake up in the morning thinking "Wow, I feel like shit, what happened yesterday?"

*Hello, sensible drinking, always aware of what I'm doing. I can still hold a sizeable amount of drink and still be very comprehensible without rambling or becoming boring. Very pleased that I have no aggressive bones in my body. So even when drunk I have zero aggression.

Seeing others who turn into completely ar*eholes when drunk is always enough to put me off going out drinking with them. It's just not worth it, too much hassle. Drinking should be enjoyed but as a group, not a race to get as leathered as possible before being sick in your mouth and swallowing it.

[nicholas_chiasson]

the attitude I take into the bar X 10 for each shot of vodka. After 10 shots some stuff starts getting strange.

[blurgalurgalurga]

[IncognitoHFX]

[Dome Vans]