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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:04 am Post subject: Do You Find The Virgin Mary "Religious"? |
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God did. 
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the ireland

Joined: 11 May 2008 Location: korea
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:36 am Post subject: |
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she is the mother of Jesus, so i'd imagine she is quite religious.
Let the good old christians start the hatred and arguements now!!!
oh yeah and just to stoke the fire a little more, i believe in evolution, not the whole god created the world business, i could barely get my cable tv set up in a week, and he made the world and had a break  |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: |
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Catholics, especially Hispanic Catholics, are a great demograph to study concerning the worship of Mary in practice compared to her role in the Bible.
What about Mary Magdaline? Did Jesus worship here? Revelations 22:20 implies that he did, very much so. |
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the ireland

Joined: 11 May 2008 Location: korea
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:54 am Post subject: |
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there is often a comparison between jesus and irish men.
he lived at home into his thirties and his mother thought he died a virgin |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:12 am Post subject: |
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the ireland wrote: |
there is often a comparison between jesus and irish men.
he lived at home into his thirties and his mother thought he died a virgin |
Good joke, but everyone knows Jesus was traveling the globe and learning black magic. Really. |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious? |
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numazawa

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Omkara wrote: |
Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious? |
Come on, now, we don't really know that's what happened. Without witnesses to the act, it's just He said/she said... and besides, her testimony was further compromised by the fact that she could not even pledge to tell the truth, as Bibles hadn't been written yet. |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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I see. She really could have been lying. And without DNA testing, how do we know that it was REALLY God's sperm? |
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Stormy

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Location: Here & there
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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numazawa wrote: |
Omkara wrote: |
Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious? |
Come on, now, we don't really know that's what happened. Without witnesses to the act, it's just He said/she said... and besides, her testimony was further compromised by the fact that she could not even pledge to tell the truth, as Bibles hadn't been written yet. |
Quote of the day!  |
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the ireland

Joined: 11 May 2008 Location: korea
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Omkara wrote: |
Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious? |
it was hardly rape...it was more like a teenage dating thing....god got his friend (gabriel) to go over and find out if mary thought he was hot, she said yes, and bam instant pregnancy!!! |
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cruisemonkey

Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Naw... the s*ut cheated on Joseph!  |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Imagine how God is hung! |
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