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What do you do with unwanted cats?
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Taiwantroll



Joined: 10 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:31 pm    Post subject: What do you do with unwanted cats? Reply with quote

What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available?
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put in sack, throw sack into the Han river.
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lohengrin



Joined: 16 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eat 'em!

can't be any worse than what they serve at my school everyday
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they're healthy, they make good fried chicken.

Yes, I know this as fact because I ate almost every day for several months from a chinese takeout (yes, chinese) takeout place in Toronto in the 80's that eventually got busted for serving cat as fried chicken. Some days my chicken was all dark, and nicely sweet I might add, meat with skinny little breasts, and some days it wasn't. I didn't know my biology back then, but when I finally got to Asia and had yummy kitty cat it dawned on me waht I had been eating.
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sineface



Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: C'est magnifique

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you do with unwanted cats? Reply with quote

Taiwantroll wrote:
What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available?


Can you explain why there is no other option please? If it is medical, naturally your vet will take care of matters. If the cats are perfectly healthy, and you do not want them, I will certainly help you arrangeto give them to someone who does. Numerous cat rescues in and around Seoul. Any other option suggests laziness to me. So, do elaborate.
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Lekker



Joined: 09 Feb 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

poet13 wrote:
If they're healthy, they make good fried chicken.

Yes, I know this as fact because I ate almost every day for several months from a chinese takeout (yes, chinese) takeout place in Toronto in the 80's that eventually got busted for serving cat as fried chicken. Some days my chicken was all dark, and nicely sweet I might add, meat with skinny little breasts, and some days it wasn't. I didn't know my biology back then, but when I finally got to Asia and had yummy kitty cat it dawned on me waht I had been eating.


80's fried chicken/cats, same thing. Was Cindy Lauper playing from the Goonies soundtrack in the background everyday while you were eating it or was it Michael Jackson's Thriller?
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Cornfed



Joined: 14 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:25 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you do with unwanted cats? Reply with quote

Taiwantroll wrote:
What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available?

While wearing heavy boots, hold the cat up by its tail so that its chin is resting on a concrete surface and then crush its skull with your heel.
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would suggest dropping them on beef protesters from the high floors of a nearby building
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Hobophobic



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
I would suggest dropping them on beef protesters from the high floors of a nearby building


Laughing
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T-dot



Joined: 16 May 2004
Location: bundang

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

poet13 wrote:
If they're healthy, they make good fried chicken.

Yes, I know this as fact because I ate almost every day for several months from a chinese takeout (yes, chinese) takeout place in Toronto in the 80's that eventually got busted for serving cat as fried chicken. Some days my chicken was all dark, and nicely sweet I might add, meat with skinny little breasts, and some days it wasn't. I didn't know my biology back then, but when I finally got to Asia and had yummy kitty cat it dawned on me waht I had been eating.


manchu wok?
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Bramble



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: National treasures need homes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you do with unwanted cats? Reply with quote

sineface wrote:
Taiwantroll wrote:
What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available?


Can you explain why there is no other option please? If it is medical, naturally your vet will take care of matters. If the cats are perfectly healthy, and you do not want them, I will certainly help you arrangeto give them to someone who does. Numerous cat rescues in and around Seoul. Any other option suggests laziness to me. So, do elaborate.


Or trollishness.
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thematrixiam



Joined: 31 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cat-apolt?
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tigerbluekitty



Joined: 19 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I've heard strange stories of cats being served to unsuspecting customers up in Toronto. Thank god I never visited the city.

There's also that news story about a Canadian guy who ground up like twenty of his girlfriends, fed them to his pigs. Then slaughtered the pigs and sold them to the general public as pork links.

Damn Canada. What the hell goes on there?! Confused
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Faunaki



Joined: 15 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tigerbluekitty wrote:
Damn Canada. What the hell goes on there?! Confused


It's the long fricking winters.
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OneWayTraffic



Joined: 14 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
I would suggest dropping them on beef protesters from the high floors of a nearby building


Won't work. Cats frequently survive freefall. When they reach terminal velocity, they relax and spread out a bit and they are more likely to survive the fall. Drop them off the 5th floor instead.
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