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Omkara



Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Location: USA

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:57 pm    Post subject: Ralienism?? Reply with quote

I'm not sure of the spelling of this, so I couldn't look it up on the net.

It is a kind of religious sect. I saw them out and parading the other day.

Any info?
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raelians, I believe, is the spelling. They're cool; founded by a French race car driver in the 1970's, they espouse free love and peacefulness and believe in neat-o spaceships. I think...anyway I'm intrigued now so I'm gonna look em up on the old wiki.
Yup, there they be.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism

As far as sci-fi cults go they are soooo much nicer than the scientoologists.
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thematrixiam



Joined: 31 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OoooOOooo
Aliens... Fun.

Maybe they wont mind that I talk to my toaster so much. Razz
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Korean girls look great in their see through clothes and nipples popping.
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Omkara



Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Location: USA

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, makes you want to throw reason out the window and join, doesn't it?
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omkara wrote:
Yeah, makes you want to throw reason out the window and join, doesn't it?


Can't you show up at any local chapter, claim to be one of them, and get free sex?
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thematrixiam



Joined: 31 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is too awesome

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Since 1991, Ra�l's teachings on sexual intercourse have caused controversy among other religious groups. The next year, Catholic schools in Montreal, Canada objected to a proposed condom vending machine as contrary to their mission. In response, Ra�lian guides gave the Catholic students ten thousand condoms. The Commissioner of Catholic schools for Montreal said they could do nothing to stop them. Around this time, Ra�lians dubbed the event "Operation Condom".[61][60]


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism#Sexual_activity
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Omkara



Joined: 18 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Omkara wrote:
Yeah, makes you want to throw reason out the window and join, doesn't it?


Can't you show up at any local chapter, claim to be one of them, and get free sex?


We can have a field trip!

They have some strange beliefs about DNA and aliens, I think. We can show up as donors--the aliens look like people. We look like people. They are credulous. . .much better than church!

If they'll believe in this stuff, they'll surely believe it when we say, "Yeah, of course I love you, babe. . ."
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Omkara wrote:
Yeah, makes you want to throw reason out the window and join, doesn't it?


Can't you show up at any local chapter, claim to be one of them, and get free sex?


You don't need to actually visit. There's telepathic alien phone sex.
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really? telepathic alien phonesex? Cool!
Okay...here I go...
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holy moley. that was awesome. I jsut came on Elron's weave and he didn't even get cumknots. Yay the internet!
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cangel



Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quacks! Claims to have cloned the first human. Free sex though...
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cangel wrote:
Quacks! Claims to have cloned the first human. Free sex though...


I would think most female Raelians are the type of chick you would only do for free after about 6 bottles of beer. However, some of those Korean Raelians are do-able sober.
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Omkara



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is it that Koreans are so susceptible to such nonsense? Raeliens, Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, Christians of all sects. . .
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
cangel wrote:
Quacks! Claims to have cloned the first human. Free sex though...


I would think most female Raelians are the type of chick you would only do for free after about 6 bottles of beer. However, some of those Korean Raelians are do-able sober.

Just march on down to Anguk-dong, out across from B1/Secret Garden/Changdeok Palace, and check them out in their HQ building slash church.
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omkara wrote:
Why is it that Koreans are so susceptible to such nonsense? Raeliens, Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, Christians of all sects. . .


And yet, surprisingly, the Scientologists have yet to rear their ugly heads. Why is that, I wonder? You'd think they'd be on this country like flies on roadkill...
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