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indytrucks · Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_sightings

What do you think? Is the King still living?

This, to me, is the most damning piece of evidence in favour of the argument:

ckub · Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Location: Seoul

Well, he probably didn't die in his bathtub but he's sure dead by now.

thematrixiam · Joined: 31 Oct 2007

he's dead.

The reptilian people killed him because if they didn't they wouldn't be able to make so much money off his records later on. Profits of prematurely dead singers are much better than those that live to be old and grumpy. I think this is why they also killed off Monroe and Cobain, possibly my cat snowball.

itaewonguy · Joined: 25 Mar 2003

actually he died on the Crapper!!

what a way to go, taking a dump and then having a heart attack! DAMN!!

livinseoul · Joined: 28 Nov 2007

You are right. It was the other legend MR MOJO RISIN that died in the bathtub.

BS.Dos. · Joined: 29 Mar 2007

The guy that used to do my brothers accounts died on the toilet. He was a big guy too. Much heavier than Elvis. It's not an unusual way to go by all accounts. he dropped his pants, started to heave, and just went there and then. It took us about an hour before we realised that something was wrong. One of the girls in the office kept trying to use the loo, but it was obviously 'engaged'. Eventually we realised something was wrong and after banging on the door, we decided to knock it down only we couldn't as the toilet was small and the way he'd fallen meant his body was blocking the door.

Anyway, we had to call the fire brigade who had to take the door down so the paramedics could get in, but by then, it was too late. He died of a massive heart attack. One of the paramedics said he was probably dead before he hit the floor. It took six firemen to lift him out and carry him down a flight of stairs into the waiting hearse. He was only 42, but like I said, he was a heavy fella.

I remember the date; September the 12th 2005, as it was my brothers birthday 40th birthday.

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

The King died on the throne. Where else would he die?

Fishead soup · Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea

I can still remember the day he died. Some time in the mid to late seventies. They actually stoped regular programming and announced it as breaking news. He actually got more airtime than John Lennon.

Adventurer · Joined: 28 Jan 2006

You forgot that he is alive and well in Korea since Korea is a whole different place:) J/K