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Gollywog



Joined: 14 Jun 2008
Location: Debussy's brain

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:30 am    Post subject: Your diagnosis, please.... Reply with quote

If Korea were a person, and went to see a psychiatrist, what would the psychiatrist's diagnosis be?

Would the psychiatrist certify the patient fit to teach English in Korea?

In short, would Korea be able to get an E-2 visa to teach English in Korea?
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jackson7



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: Kim Jong Il's Future Fireball

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Puberty....just wash Korea's face several times a day with mild soap, and disregard the emotional temper tantrums. Teenagers are a difficult bunch.
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Ramen



Joined: 15 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

impotence � take 2 lbs of US beef steak everyday
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Orchidelirium



Joined: 09 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Narcissistic Personality Disorder or possibly a Dissocial Personality Disorder.

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DSM Criteria
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following[1]:

has a grandiose sense of self-importance
is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique
requires excessive admiration
has a sense of entitlement
is interpersonally exploitative
lacks empathy
is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes


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Specifically, the dissocial personality disorder is described by the World Health Organization by the following criteria:

Callous unconcern for the feelings of others and lack of the capacity for empathy.
Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules, and obligations.
Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships.
Very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence.
Incapacity to experience guilt and to profit from experience, particularly punishment.
Marked proneness to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations for the behavior bringing the subject into conflict.
Persistent irritability.
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Gollywog



Joined: 14 Jun 2008
Location: Debussy's brain

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sure hit the nail on the head, Orchidelirium.

Are you planning to do this for a living, diagnosing countries? I hear the CIA needs people like you.

Now if only we could find an appropriate tranquilizer to put into the tap water for mass medication.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My diagnosis is that the OP fits the dissocial personality traits very very closely.
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Whirlwind



Joined: 03 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two words: Paranoid Schizophrenia
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CentralCali



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, Orchid, that was perfect. Korean society hits every single one of the indicators for those two conditions.
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