Korean Job Discussion Forums

[poet13]

captain kirk wrote, "I think you should somehow attach magnets to your nuts. You could start a thread on Dave's asking for advice on how to do it."

I think you're right.


So, in another thread (the end of the world as we know it) I explained that I was worried about a micro black hole vaporizing my danglies.

A few questions to ponder...

What would be the best way to attach magnets?
Would two magnets do it, or would one big one off to the side do it?
Do they need to be electrically charged and hence much more powerful?
Should they be worn at all times, or only while the collider is on?

Your thoughts?

[peppermint]

two good strong ones- one on either side oughta work

[Stormy]

Use 2 of those 'Hello Kitty' ones from 7-11......should really pull the birds.

[blurgalurgalurga]

If only blutack were available in Korea...

[poet13]

I was thinkin 100 mile an hour tape, but what happens if I go more than 100 miles an hour?

[blurgalurgalurga]

Maybe there's some way to magnetize the nuts themselves...

[poet13]

I'd have to drastically increase my iron intake, but as long as it's done before that sucker goes live, I'm ok I think.

[WoBW]

Can you get 'implants'?

[poet13]

That's a god question. Nuts or magnets?

[blurgalurgalurga]

Three words: "Nuts and Gum."