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[jajdude]

I'm guilty. You know it, and I know it. Fortunately I had a lot of money to get me off the hook. Of course I really belong on death row.
( O.J. Simpson)

I'm so ashamed of my gayness. I hope my parents never find out. (Ellen DeGeneres)

Well, besides my popular books and films, which I'm proud of, I'm also very proud of winning the bronze medal for the 200 meter dash in the 2004 Olympics. (Michael Moore)

I'm really looking forward to meeting God up there in Heaven. I hope He tells me when the church decides to grant me sainthood for all my good deeds here on Earth. (Adolf Hitler)

Are you nuts? There's no way I'm going up there. (Neil Armstrong)

How do you expect me to do all that in just one night. Besides, how many people even have chimneys? (Santa Claus)

Don't believe everything you read. Actually the family treated me just fine. It was the prince who abused me. (Cinderella)

What do dreams mean? Well, how the hell should I know? Only an arrogant fool would think he could untangle that mess. (Sigmund Freud)

I dunno. That ocean looks pretty big. Maybe I ought to leave this boat right where it is. (Christopher Columbus)

Sure I get paid pretty well. But look how hard I work. (Vanna White)

How am I spposed to find work now that my looks are gone? (Tyra Banks)

You gotta be carful because there are a lot of sick people out there. (Jeffrey Dalmer)

Forget it. No one will be interested in a show about trivia. (Alex Trebek)

Ah, what's the use. None of these things will ever work. Think I'll just give up this nonsense and go work with my dad at the store. (Thomas Edison)

Damn, woman, what's with the rice and kimchi every day? (Mr. Kim)

With so much to do and so little time, who's got time to sleep? (Rip Van Winkle)

Tooth Fairy, my ass. I'm the real thing, baby. (Easter Bunny)

Man, my feet sure are sore today. How about yours, Barney? (Fred Flintstone)

God, this thing is heavy. Do we really need ten of them? Couldn't we just have one that says, "Thou shalt do your best?" (Moses)

To tell you the truth, I get satisfaction as often as I like. I'm oversastified, really. I just thought it would be cool to sing a song that that most poor slobs could relate to. (Mick Jagger)

You mean, if I wear these glasses at work, she won't know who I really am? Cool. (Clark Kent)

I'm so sick and tired of pretty girls. (Hugh Hefner)

Since I hit 40, I've really matured, you know, slowed down, gotten a little wiser. (Jim Morrison)

Oh well, looks like I am a crook after all. Silly me. (Richard Nixon)

Don't worry. No one will be interested in using the internet as a tool for pornography. We already have enough magazines and videos for that kind of thing. (Bill Gates)

Maybe they're still too small. What do you think, should they be bigger? (Pam Anderson)

I don't know why you ask so many questions. What are, a damn philosopher or something? (Socrates)

My teachings will never last. (Confucius)

It's always in one ear and out the other with that guy. (Van Gogh)

Wow. Look at that rainbow. And listen to that music. (Helen Keller)

Don't be ridiculous. There's no way anyone will pay $2000 or more for a single article of clothing just because it has a certain name on it. (Giorgio Armani)

How come women never seem to notice me? I mean I've got a steady job, and I'm not bad-looking. Maybe I need to work on my personality? (Brad Pitt)

[tomato]

Everyone has a right to his own opinion. (Pat Robertson)

It is important to strike a balance between work and leisure. (Michaelangelo)

I try to show respect for my employees. That provides for a more productive atmosphere and slower turnover. (Weonjangnim)

Decide what you believe and stick to it. (Eldridge Cleaver)

Be careful who you listen to. (U. S. Grant)

Children are people, too. (Art Linkletter)

What you do behind closed doors is your business. (Anita Bryant)

Dress for success. (Fidel Castro)

It is important to collect all your facts first. (Rush Limbaugh)

Honesty is the best policy. (Clifford Irving)

Be careful not to wear too much make-up. (Tammy Baker)

Elvis is still alive. (Priscilla Presley)

Marriage is a sacred institution. (Bill Clinton)

Sex jokes are in bad taste. (Eddie Murphy)

It is wrong to exploit other people. (Sun Myung Moon)

[jajdude]

I have to say, the most rewarding thing I have ever done with my life was spend a few years down in Africa helping the poor. It makes me feel good to help people, you know. (Charles Manson)

If you live a decent, honest life, like I have, then you have nothing to hide. (Ted Bundy)

I believe strongly in the power of forgiveness. Just because someone does you a bad turn or two, os no reason to get upset with that person. After all, we are all human, and we all mistakes. (Saddam Hussein)

I love the American people. They have done so many great things, and have helped our world a lot. They've always believed in freedom and democracy, and that's what I believe in too. (Osama Bin Laden)

I swear, the next time one of those bastards crosses me, insults me, or offends me, I will hunt him down and kill him! (Gandhi)

Sounds good to me. (Beethoven)
Nice to see you again. (Ray Charles)

Life is great after 50. (Buddy Holly)

Don't look to me for advice. (Dr. Phil)

Well, we tried to be quite. But it was hard, you know. My uncle farted and snored a lot, really loudly. I guess someone heard him, and that's why we got caught. So I guess you should blame my uncle for what happened to us. (Anne Frank)

Don't believe everything you hear, man. We have nothing against the Japanese. That's ancient history as far as we're concened. (Man Yoo Suk)

Maybe I was wrong about this whole apartheid thing after all. (Nelson Mandela)

Ah, good ol' Brutus. One guy you can always count on. (Julius Caesar)

Damn Toto, I'm so happy to finally get out of Kansas. (Dorothy)

I'm sure guys just like me for me voice. That's what got me to where i am today, after all. (Britney Spears)

Don't worry, sis. I'm sure dad will be back to get us soon. (Hansel)

Actually, the times were about average. (Charles Dic-kens)

[joe_doufu]

"I think I'll ride in the convertible this time."
(Lyndon B. Johnson)

"We did it! We beat the Republicans! In a couple months George Bush has to vacate the White House, never to return! Huzzah!"
(Elated U.S. Democrats on election night, 1992.)

"Let there be peace between Jews and Arabs."
Yasir Arafat

"Innocent until proven guilty."
Janet Reno

[lawyertood]

"Black is beautiful." Michael Jackson

[EFLtrainer]

[EFLtrainer]

"Mary, you ignorant *beep*." - Jesus

Iambic pent... Say what?! You're freakin' nuts!
Puh-leaze! Would you? Yeah, thought so, dude. Hey, wait....!! - W. Shakespeare

That's some funny shi at! - Spock

Bones, would you take the bi atch this time? - Capt. Kirk

Benedict was a peon! You wouldn't believe the stuff *I* could tell you! - Patrick Henry

Special interest groups are da bomb! - G. Washington

Not now, I have a headache. - B. Clinton.

Now, Dick, this is a democracy we live in... - G. Bush

What the hell do you mean cut off her head? - Henry the 8th

One small step for man... Huh? The cameras weren't rolling? - N. Armstrong

Don't even *think* about it! - Mae West

You kiddin'? I love the little buggers. - W. C. Fields

Actually, it was all a big misunderstanding. They thought I said we should overturn the whole thing, but I actually said we should turn over everything. Who'd a thunk? - F. Castro

They're just a little misunderstood. - M. Barnier

I'm King of the Bloated Movie Budget!! - James Cameron

Luuuuke! I am your evil, bas tard father who abandoned you! - D. Vader

No, really. I believe in stable relationships. - A. Jolie

Brad who? - J. Aniston

Make love, then war. - The 60s

[jajdude]

Do you really think I'm stupid enough to think you are my grandmother? And why are you talking? You're a wolf for Chrissakes! (Little Red Riding Hood)

I just happen to like older guys. Is that so wrong? (Anna Nicole Smith)

Actually I'm not very cool. Haven't you seen me in movies when I am older? (The Fonz)

Sure I live with two pretty girls. But if you think I get horny at times, nonsense. This is a family show. (Jack Tripper)

I'm not really that funny. It was just that we were in war and people needed some reason to laugh. (Hawkeye Pierce)

You can handle the truth. I see that now. (Colonel Jessop)

You know, it was a pretty bad show, but people liked it, so that made it a big success. Now, if a porno comes out.... well that would be something worth watching. (Friends cast)

Holy crap, I just looked in the mirror. I'm white! (Eminem)

We're not cute and we deserve to be poor, but boy, are we lucky young bit-ches (Olsen Twins)

Just think of all those lucky Africans who don't have to make these tough decisions. What dress to wear, what shoes, which club to go to, how to spend money in extravagant and vain ways. (Paris Hilton)

I think most people would agree I was just a regular guy. (Andy Kaufmann)

I'm saving myself for marriage. (Samantha Jones)

[jajdude]

Well, now that it is my daughter that has a serious illness and requires medicine to lead anything other than a life of misery, I guess this scientology thing is crap after all.

(Tom Cruise---2010)

[VanIslander]

"I have something nice to say about Korea and Koreans." (Real Reality)

"I can score too." (Lee Chung Soo)

"Why doesn't Koizumi visit my grave?" (Kim Il Sung)

[tomato]

I disagree with what you say but will defend till death your right to say it.
--Bellum 99

[SHANE02]

"No thanks, I've had enough" - Jim Morrison.

[Mr. Literal]

Yes, you CAN disagree with my position and STILL be supportive of the troops at the same time.

--U.S. President Shrub

I'm going to kick your a$$.

--Ghandi

In lieu of terminating 300,000 employees due to a slump in businesss, I have elected to take a pay cut.

--ANY U.S. Corporation C.E.O.

[tomato]

Religion is the opium of the peoples.
--Five Eagles

[canuckistan]

We invaded Iraq for their oil. (George Bush)