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Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:27 am Post subject: I HEART Amy Poehler!

I'm a bit buzzied, and that other site that we're forbidden to mention here is down, so I'm posting this here.

I LOOOOOUUUUUUVVVVEEE Amy Poehler. So much so I would likely stab Wil Arnett. Though that probably wouldn't win her love. Maybe I should just punch him in the face once, then emphatically make the claim that this is a 1980's movie and therefore I've won you.

Now, wait a sec, don't you guys know that in a 1980's teen movie the key to taking a girl from her boyfriend is punching him once in the face, though he must fall down in order for it to count? If real life worked that way I'd be punching chumps on a regular basis. Then again, if I did so I would likely get punched in the face regularly as well. I'm too pretty for that.

I also HEART Amy Sedaris. Apart from the fact that if you married her you would get to have David Sedaris as a brother in law you would also inherit both Paul Dinello and Stephen Colbert. Plus, Amy Sedaris is a cutie of the first order. Wait, what kind of jerk am I? I like both those Amies primarily due to their wildly intense sense of humors. Hilarious ladies should be cradled and loved and nurtured and cuddled and other appropriate verbs and adjectives. And that's not to mention the adverbs.

OH, THE ADVERBS!

So, I'm signing off now. I strongly recommend watching the UCB: Asssscat DVD. It's brilliant, yo, brilliant.

peppermint · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:53 am Post subject:

Are you going to go order sweater vests again now?

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:18 am Post subject:

Nope. I figure three sweater vests are my limit.

By the way, I HEART you Pep, I HEART you.

spliff · Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

What's up w/ "the other site" tonight?

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:29 am Post subject:

I don't know, Spliff, I don't know.

But, for the record, I love you.

peppermint · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:34 am Post subject:

spliff · Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

Reciprocated, CJ....UR my hero! Almost 9pm...time for this site to stop loading for a half hour. I'm off to bed... Very Happy

blurgalurgalurga · Joined: 18 Oct 2007

Czarjorge, I hate to slap the weasels out of your mouth when you're working, but I don't think Poehler is going to ditch her beau for you. It's pretty tough to compete with Arnett...
However, Sarah Silverman is now free. Fancy a little matzoh-ballin'? Go for it, man!

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

seoulsucker · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:54 am Post subject:

"The song is over! And we're all gonna die!!"

Young FRANKenstein · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:09 am Post subject: Re: I HEART Amy Poehler!

the boy next door · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Location: next door

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

Just for the record I'm in the States, and the time difference means it was around four in the morning when I posted my OP. My sleep schedule is all jacked up due to interviewing with recruiters and directors in the ROK. Last night I was trying to get drunk enough to fall asleep earlier than 10am. I thought one bottle of Bacardi Silver would be enough. It wasn't. I was sober enough to make pancakes, which are surprisingly tasty with your last bit of rum and diet coke.

peppermint · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

Very good. all I can say to that is, hey, practice makes perfect! Razz

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject:

And practice I will. I'm a fattie on the way to being less fattie, but I lurve the booze and the beers. I hate to exercise and then wasted the lost calories on drink so I've switched to Barcardi Silver and Diet Coke. At only 66 calories an ounce its a good compromise. Though a whole bottle adds up to a little under 1700 calories, so riding the bike for ten miles yesterday still wasn't enough.

Stupid endomorphic body type. Evil or Very Mad