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Komichi

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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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How about a wonderful Babelfish translation, just for shits and giggles?
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| Does the fact that the burglar holds in one convenience store of Kyonggi-Do P'yongt'aek city (2nd) 2:00 about put on today dawn. Shakes off 200,000 won one person foreigner male to threaten the convenience store staff with the dangerous weapon sweetly. The police statement of this staff and circumferential pleasures will split CCTV with base and searched, T private first classes vicinity U.S. army unit affiliation 21 years old seized. [Convenience store employee: Librarian thing calculates to do, drew out the knife, (does). The U.S. army come out to weekend a little to the downtown.] The police passes over T private first classes once to the U.S. army side, again calls tomorrow and is a plan which will investigate the committing a crime right and wrong which is accurate. [e] [ceys] from night 10:00-and-a-half about Cholla Nam Do severe earthquake army one hillocks 50 years old or died rightly in the hunting gun which the wool the wool being the colleague shoots. Dies and or the seed the seed being catches the wild boar together while going, was. Police report investigates the accident right and wrong which is accurate with the fact that pulls the trigger at as real income the seed being safety bolt. From yesterday afternoon 6:00-and-a-half about Kangwon-Do Samch'ok city Roh curved surface one roads, with 40 meter lower part valley the van which 50 years old appearance seeds drive back ran into the clock and the guard rail and fell. 48 years old barmaid seed etc. 2 people which in at this accident are burning died, driver seed etc. 2 people was injured. These people with the couples who live in the same village, the person who dies was all ladies. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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In a nutshell, according to the lady friend, is that a 21 year old soldier went into the minimart with a knife and took 200,000 won. He was arrested near a military base.
He should've just taught 4 hours of private lessons if he was keen on breaking the law for 200 bucks. |
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wylies99

Joined: 13 May 2006 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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How about a wonderful Babelfish translation, just for shits and giggles?
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| Does the fact that the burglar holds in one convenience store of Kyonggi-Do P'yongt'aek city (2nd) 2:00 about put on today dawn. Shakes off 200,000 won one person foreigner male to threaten the convenience store staff with the dangerous weapon sweetly. The police statement of this staff and circumferential pleasures will split CCTV with base and searched, T private first classes vicinity U.S. army unit affiliation 21 years old seized. [Convenience store employee: Librarian thing calculates to do, drew out the knife, (does). The U.S. army come out to weekend a little to the downtown.] The police passes over T private first classes once to the U.S. army side, again calls tomorrow and is a plan which will investigate the committing a crime right and wrong which is accurate. [e] [ceys] from night 10:00-and-a-half about Cholla Nam Do severe earthquake army one hillocks 50 years old or died rightly in the hunting gun which the wool the wool being the colleague shoots. Dies and or the seed the seed being catches the wild boar together while going, was. Police report investigates the accident right and wrong which is accurate with the fact that pulls the trigger at as real income the seed being safety bolt. From yesterday afternoon 6:00-and-a-half about Kangwon-Do Samch'ok city Roh curved surface one roads, with 40 meter lower part valley the van which 50 years old appearance seeds drive back ran into the clock and the guard rail and fell. 48 years old barmaid seed etc. 2 people which in at this accident are burning died, driver seed etc. 2 people was injured. These people with the couples who live in the same village, the person who dies was all ladies. |
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Rumple

Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:10 am Post subject: |
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That Babelfish translation reminds me of that Henry Rollins spoken word bit, which is freaking hilarious:
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Think of having the air flight attendant come on with an "English as a second language" message.'For making landing immediate time incredibly, broken moving not now, stupid motor on flaming. I declaration emergency!' |
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