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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there
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DrunkenMaster
Joined: 04 Feb 2008
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| A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard |
How's the for the who, what, when, where, why in the first paragraph. Lovely.
And the title! |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| He was granted bail to marry his girlfriend before he hits jail. Why on earth would she still want to marry him? |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| He was granted bail to marry his girlfriend before he hits jail. Why on earth would she still want to marry him? |
What are you talking about - that there's a real man!! |
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Its just a ride
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Location: A galaxy far, far away.
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/13/2242848.htm
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| Police in Alice Springs say they were appalled to find a driver put a seatbelt around a carton of beer - but left a five-year-old child unrestrained. |
Another great NT story. |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.
Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.
Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.
He just might be the coolest man alive. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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Any fool can be a tosser. To be a Complete Tosser you have to toss yourself at 150 km/hr wiith guns and drugs in the boot. Now that's a Tosser. He's the Ubertosser, the Ultratosser, the Megatoss, the Alpha and the Omega of all things Tossy. They should make action figures of him...
"He wanks! He speeds! He shoots kangaroos! He's a wild man who won't let Johnny Law get between him and his junk...be the first kid on your block to get the Max Tosser doll!! Be the envy of your friends."
...(kangaroos and Johnny Law figures sold seperately. Batteries not included.) |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
Any fool can be a tosser. To be a Complete Tosser you have to toss yourself at 150 km/hr wiith guns and drugs in the boot. Now that's a Tosser. He's the Ubertosser, the Ultratosser, the Megatoss, the Alpha and the Omega of all things Tossy. They should make action figures of him...
"He wanks! He speeds! He shoots kangaroos! He's a wild man who won't let Johnny Law get between him and his junk...be the first kid on your block to get the Max Tosser doll!! Be the envy of your friends."
...(kangaroos and Johnny Law figures sold seperately. Batteries not included.) |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
| Any fool can be a tosser. To be a Complete Tosser you have to toss yourself at 150 km/hr wiith guns and drugs in the boot. Now that's a Tosser. He's the Ubertosser, the Ultratosser, the Megatoss, the Alpha and the Omega of all things Tossy. They should make action figures of him... |
Too bloody funny! |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: Re: Is this bloke a complete tosser? |
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Love your avatar. It is so nice to see a toad taking his pet old lady for a walk in the woods. |
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Frankly Mr Shankly
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: Re: Is this bloke a complete tosser? |
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Having spent a few months working in the far north (of Queensland, albeit), I can understand what drove him to that kind of behaviour. Ahh, the Territory, the only place that can make Toowoomba seem cosmopolitan. |
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Stormy
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: Re: Is this bloke a complete tosser? |
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| Frankly Mr Shankly wrote: |
Having spent a few months working in the far north (of Queensland, albeit), I can understand what drove him to that kind of behaviour. Ahh, the Territory, the only place that can make Toowoomba seem cosmopolitan. |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: Is this bloke a complete tosser? |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
Love your avatar. It is so nice to see a toad taking his pet old lady for a walk in the woods. |
Yep - always good to see a little inter-species love happening in this crazy, mixed-up world. |
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