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		| xeno439 
 
 
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		| Illysook 
 
 
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				|  Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:13 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I spent some time scoring standardized tests here in Columbus and there were just enough funny answers to keep us going 40 hours a week for four months out of the year.  I even went back for a second year. 
 This is what I learned about the plant life cycle:
 
 "The flower helps the organism with it's sweet nectar...only the child spelled organism incorrectly.
 
 And then, between the spelling errors and the poor handwriting, I somehow got the idea that "Jerry Rice one four super bowels in a cow"
 
 These were ordinary American 5th graders and you don't even want to know how many of them want to meet Hannah Montanna.
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		| Kikomom 
 
  
 Joined: 24 Jun 2008
 Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK.  You can call me Kiko
 
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				|  Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:15 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| This is precious... 
 "Am I abnormal?"
 
 If it wasn't such a touchy area (the sexual angle), I'd say this kid's about ready for a sneak peek at his dad's Playboy collection.  He'll be locked up in the bathroom for days.
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