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xeno439



Joined: 30 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:48 am    Post subject: Pants Reply with quote

http://matadorstudy.com/teaching-english-in-japan-is-awesome-and-sometimes-hilarious/

I never thought to post my students funny essays on digg before. This one made the front page.
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Illysook



Joined: 30 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I spent some time scoring standardized tests here in Columbus and there were just enough funny answers to keep us going 40 hours a week for four months out of the year. I even went back for a second year.

This is what I learned about the plant life cycle:

"The flower helps the organism with it's sweet nectar...only the child spelled organism incorrectly.

And then, between the spelling errors and the poor handwriting, I somehow got the idea that "Jerry Rice one four super bowels in a cow"

These were ordinary American 5th graders and you don't even want to know how many of them want to meet Hannah Montanna.
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Kikomom



Joined: 24 Jun 2008
Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is precious...

"Am I abnormal?"

If it wasn't such a touchy area (the sexual angle), I'd say this kid's about ready for a sneak peek at his dad's Playboy collection. He'll be locked up in the bathroom for days. Shocked
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