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Cohiba



Joined: 01 Feb 2005

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:50 am    Post subject: Hi from Bizaro Asia Reply with quote

My work sent me to Guangdong Province in China for a week. I'm in
a city called Shenzhen. This place is is the BIZARO version of Korea.
First, and not last, there are no bars! In Korea there are bars everywhere.
Here there are none. Where do the Chinese drink?
Moving on, I have been here three days and absolutely nobody has given
me a second glance. No Hieees! Nothing. Weird. Even small children
look for no more than a mere moment. And this place is NOT a tourist
destination. They say China is driving up commodity prices, well
bra grade nylon must be skyrocketing because the raw tonnage
neccessary to support these women must be staggering. They are
seriously built! Huge, huge, huge. But remember they never give you
a second look Sad Anyway, some things are the same. It is freaky
stinky hot. One other thing that is weird is that police with machine
guns patrol the subways. God help you if you litter here. Ah well, back
to the land of padded bras, garbage, bars (and safe drivers) soon.
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:22 am    Post subject: Re: Hi from Bizaro Asia Reply with quote

Cohiba wrote:
My work sent me to Guangdong Province in China for a week. I'm in
a city called Shenzhen. This place is is the BIZARO version of Korea.
First, and not last, there are no bars! In Korea there are bars everywhere.
Here there are none. Where do the Chinese drink?
Moving on, I have been here three days and absolutely nobody has given
me a second glance. No Hieees! Nothing. Weird. Even small children
look for no more than a mere moment. And this place is NOT a tourist
destination. They say China is driving up commodity prices, well
bra grade nylon must be skyrocketing because the raw tonnage
neccessary to support these women must be staggering. They are
seriously built! Huge, huge, huge. But remember they never give you
a second look Sad Anyway, some things are the same. It is freaky
stinky hot. One other thing that is weird is that police with machine
guns patrol the subways. God help you if you litter here. Ah well, back
to the land of padded bras, garbage, bars (and safe drivers) soon.


is that the big city close to Hong Kong?

there's a huge nightlife scene there... you must be missing it..

and I think all the local villages have been cleaned out of attractive women, as all the nouveax riche Chinese have taken on mistresses galore.
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Oreovictim



Joined: 23 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Large boobs! I'm there!

I never understood the whole padded bra thing. To me it's like a guy who wears shoe inserts to make himself taller. Sooner or later, you'll have to take off your bra/shoes.

If you're going to wear a padded bra, a woman should wear one that only increases the bust size a little. I know this one Korean who's really flat, but sometimes, she'll wear this massively padded bra that makes her look really stacked.
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Ginormousaurus



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard the nightlife can be wild in Shenzhen. It's gotta be around there somewhere. And unless my friend was exaggerating ( a very real possibility), meeting women in that city is supposed to quite easy. I read in a book called China Inc. that the average age in Shenzhen is somewhere near 25. I've considered moving there.
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:23 am    Post subject: Re: Hi from Bizaro Asia Reply with quote

Cohiba wrote:
I'm in a city called Shenzhen. First, and not last, there are no bars!


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Great, that's almost as funny as the girl who claimed there was little nightlife in Bangkok.
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Sody



Joined: 14 May 2006

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Chinese do not have a drinking culture like Korea. Hell, no other country has a drinking culture like Korea!

They also don't have an inferiority complex like Koreans, so they see you as just another human being really. Plus screaming "hi," to foreigners or even other people would be considered rude there and you would be criticized for it.

Regarding assault rifles, many countries are like that. I find it rather interesting in a scary kind of way Smile If it makes you feel uncomfy, don't ever go to the middle East hehe.

Korea has safe drivers?

Don't even get me started with the whole body proportion thing in Korea. The problem with Koreans, especially the women, are that they obsessed with looks. I have never met or known a people who were so obsessed with their outward appearance. It probably has something to do with the fact that they are EXTREMELY critical of looks and often say demeaning things to each other or make comments that are highly inappropriate in most countries. I like Korea women, most are very nice and I think it would be nice to see some of them eat a bit more and have a more balanced look. Eating a healthy diet would increase their breast size a bit more and add a bit more "uumph!" to their butts.
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Ginormousaurus



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sody wrote:

Korea has safe drivers?


When compared to the Chinese, yes.
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Oreovictim



Joined: 23 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sody wrote:
Eating a healthy diet would increase their breast size a bit more and add a bit more "uumph!" to their butts.


I don't know about that. I've seen lots of overweight Korean women who still had completely flat butts.
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oreovictim wrote:
Large boobs! I'm there!

I never understood the whole padded bra thing.


If they only wore unpadded bras they'd be taking them off alone.

Also bigger boobs guarantees better and quicker service at bars, restaurants and clubs.
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sody wrote:
The Chinese do not have a drinking culture like Korea. Hell, no other country has a drinking culture like Korea!

They also don't have an inferiority complex like Koreans, so they see you as just another human being really. Plus screaming "hi," to foreigners or even other people would be considered rude there and you would be criticized for it.


Christ, have you even been to China? I have had 'Hello' yelled at me by groups of guys in Shanghai followed obviously by peels of laughter, great joke fella's Confused . In more remote parts of China I've even had Tibetan monks yelling hello at me. And not meant as a greeting either.

As for the drinking culture, the Chinese like to drink. A lot.

Inferiority complex, wrong there too. They are very touchy (as are most Asians to be fair), about anything that they perceive to be insulting China. I take it you saw all the whining about the evil western press, before & during the Olympics, that brought up Tibet, human rights, democracy etc....
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Cohiba



Joined: 01 Feb 2005

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ED209 wrote:
Oreovictim wrote:
Large boobs! I'm there!

I never understood the whole padded bra thing.


If they only wore unpadded bras they'd be taking them off alone.

Also bigger boobs guarantees better and quicker service at bars, restaurants and clubs.


Dudes, I'm talking pendulus, heaving, mind-blowing etc., etc.
As for bars I guess this place is pretty big, and yes, it is across
the watter from HK and I haven't explored it yet so I haven't found out
where they are. If you speak Chinese, I guess your fine.

However, a couple of Korean coworkers are coming tomorrow and
they told me of some Bangkok, Philippines, Amsterdam like places that
they will take me to. hehe (I'll charge it to the company...Korea style)
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cohiba wrote:
ED209 wrote:
Oreovictim wrote:
Large boobs! I'm there!

I never understood the whole padded bra thing.


If they only wore unpadded bras they'd be taking them off alone.

Also bigger boobs guarantees better and quicker service at bars, restaurants and clubs.


Dudes, I'm talking pendulus, heaving, mind-blowing etc., etc.
As for bars I guess this place is pretty big, and yes, it is across
the watter from HK and I haven't explored it yet so I haven't found out
where they are. If you speak Chinese, I guess your fine.

However, a couple of Korean coworkers are coming tomorrow and
they told me of some Bangkok, Philippines, Amsterdam like places that
they will take me to. hehe (I'll charge it to the company...Korea style)


Just say it how it is; you're going to visit a brothel to have sex with prostitutes. Well done.
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travelingfool



Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Location: Parents' basement

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are quite a few bars in a place called Shekou, in Shenzhen. That is where the big cruise ship is just parked on the middle of a big field (it was docked in what was once a harbor the chinese decided to fill in with dirt, and just left the boat there). I think that area is called Seaworld. I was there last November. There are several smaller bars and restaurants, a street full of hooker bars, and a couple of giant techno type clubs (or whatever they call them these days).

http://www.shenzhenparty.com/
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Cohiba



Joined: 01 Feb 2005

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

R-Seoul wrote:
Just say it how it is; you're going to visit a brothel to have sex with prostitutes. Well done.


Hey thanks! I'll be sure to attend an extra class of Sunday school when
I return.

I FOUND THE BARS! This city has pretty strict zoning, so all the bars
are clustered in an area called Shekou (travelingfool you're right)
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cohiba wrote:
ED209 wrote:
Oreovictim wrote:
Large boobs! I'm there!

I never understood the whole padded bra thing.


If they only wore unpadded bras they'd be taking them off alone.

Also bigger boobs guarantees better and quicker service at bars, restaurants and clubs.


Dudes, I'm talking pendulus, heaving, mind-blowing etc., etc.
As for bars I guess this place is pretty big, and yes, it is across
the watter from HK and I haven't explored it yet so I haven't found out
where they are. If you speak Chinese, I guess your fine.

However, a couple of Korean coworkers are coming tomorrow and
they told me of some Bangkok, Philippines, Amsterdam like places that
they will take me to. hehe (I'll charge it to the company...Korea style)


now you're waking up.

Shenzhen has the largest commercial sex scene in all of China. That is one of the things it is "famous" for (like it or not)
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