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[Tobias]

Two hogwons collide at light speed. What do we discover? For starters, we may find the elusive Pension Bosun, a hypothetical entity that may reveal the whereabouts of all the missing pension money here. Tax Gluons may also reveal themselves to be right where they were suspected to be all along--in the pockets of Hogpile owners who have deducted taxes all these years but never paid them to the government. It is also strongly suspected that all the teachers who've recently vanished from the Korean TESOL scene may suddenly reappear. Finally, paralleling the mystery of Hubble's constant, the question of whether the won is expanding or contracting may finally be answered.

[cruisemonkey]

I theorise that when two hogwans collide at relatativistic speeds the result is a minature black hole that sucks in all good taste in music. These can be detected by their gravitational lensing of K-type, boyfriend/girlfriend binary stars - those with radiation signatures dressed identically.

P.S.
Bosun - A crew member responsible for keeping the hull, rigging and sails in good repair.

Boson - In particle physics, bosons are particles which obey Bose-Einstein statistics.

[Tobias]

A boson follows certain laws. The Pension Bosun, just like certain people, may or may not follow certain laws. It does what it wants and ignores the laws of the universe.

[mack the knife]

It has been theoretically proven that no traces of certain byproducts of such an event including logic, common sense, or moral decency would be found among the particles.

[poet13]

I theorize that it's already happened, and the resulting micro black hole sucked all the manners and civility out of the children, and the morals and ethics out of the owners.

[Tobias]

That's right. The kids have been swept clean of all sensibilities.

The parents already know this, which is the reason they sluff their little tykes off on our asses under the guise of "education".