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mortundo



Joined: 24 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:55 pm    Post subject: On the lash!!!!! Reply with quote

I'd give my right arm to be on the lash in Wetherspoons in Consett right now, getting pissed up on cold Guiness and talking shite, how about you?
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right arm's me drinking arm, it wouldn't feel right in my left. Do they still do Guinness Red?
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: Re: On the lash!!!!! Reply with quote

mortundo wrote:
I'd give my right arm to be on the lash in Wetherspoons in Consett right now, getting pissed up on cold Guiness and talking shite, how about you?


Me? I'm just satisfied with speaking English.
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mortundo



Joined: 24 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right arm's me drinking arm, it wouldn't feel right in my left. Do they still do Guinness Red?


Last time I saw Guiness Red was in the Irish bar (Scruffy Murphys or Pocky Lizzies...or some old bollocks) across from Newcastle Central Station. They also had some other Guiness hybrid on, something in cahoots with Newcastle breweries I believe it was. Bloody nice too.

I'll raise a glass to a fellow heathen the next time I'm back ... while am practising me English like.
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mortundo



Joined: 24 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bingo Wings (or W.E. T. F's his name wrote,

"Me? I'm just satisfied with speaking English."

Yeah?! Well keep trying mate, how's your wife's englishee comming on? Wasn't too hot the last time we were all out together now was it?
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'd give your right arm to drink in a fookin Wetherspoons??!? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:42 am    Post subject: Re: On the lash!!!!! Reply with quote

mortundo wrote:
I'd give my right arm to be on the lash in Wetherspoons in Consett right now, getting pissed up on cold Guiness and talking shite, how about you?


Half my family is from Consett, do you know any Creegans?

(Wetherspoon's has no music = feels like it's always just past last orders = shite)
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mortundo wrote:
Yeah?! Well keep trying mate, how's your wife's englishee comming on? Wasn't too hot the last time we were all out together now was it?


Well, I'm not married and we were never out together...
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell, I'd give your right arm for a beer in the local chicken hof, personally. My arm though, I'm more attached to...
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Rob'sdad



Joined: 12 May 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a lion he was standing alone with a tadpole in a jar.
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fortysixyou



Joined: 08 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:45 am    Post subject: Re: On the lash!!!!! Reply with quote

mortundo wrote:
I'd give my right arm to be on the lash in Wetherspoons in Consett right now, getting pissed up on cold Guiness and talking shite, how about you?



It's like your speaking a different language.

There are about 8 words in that sentence I can't understand.
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Rob'sdad



Joined: 12 May 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be way stoked to be chillin' in 'Felipe, grindin' down some shrimp tacos, mackin' on some oysters and poundin' hell'a tequilia.

And that damn bastard with with the spinning dart board. I wanted to win that stuffed pecari/javalina/what ever the hell that critter was called.

But since I'm out of school I don't do that anymore.

Oh, I forgot the Hombre with that electrocution device. That was pretty happening as well.

Check San Felipe, Baja California Norte. A happenin' place to hang, drink and grind hell'a seafood.

Also, I met a nice dog. Those of you who've swevred in the Mex know that a mexdog is generally "not man's best friend".

Adios

Shit....Warning Negro Modelo is about 55% close to Guiness.
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Jandar



Joined: 11 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Negro Modelo is one fine beer but no where near Guiness my friend.
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Frankly Mr Shankly



Joined: 13 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:37 pm    Post subject: Re: On the lash!!!!! Reply with quote

fortysixyou wrote:
mortundo wrote:
I'd give my right arm to be on the lash in Wetherspoons in Consett right now, getting pissed up on cold Guiness and talking shite, how about you?



It's like your speaking a different language.

There are about 8 words in that sentence I can't understand.


Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Re: On the lash!!!!! Reply with quote

fortysixyou wrote:
mortundo wrote:
I'd give my right arm to be on the lash in Wetherspoons in Consett right now, getting pissed up on cold Guiness and talking shite, how about you?



It's like your speaking a different language.

There are about 8 words in that sentence I can't understand.


That's 'cause they're from the eastern hemisphere. That - and they're pissed.
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