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[D.D.]

You are singing You Go Girl in the shower.

[spliff]

WHY?

[Soft Machine]

....when you see the same thread rehashed for the upteenth time.

[Yu_Bum_suk]

You just assume the Dave's search engine isn't working.

[R-Seoul]

When you want to kill the OP's who start the same tired old threads and play in their blood.

[flakfizer]

If "newbie" can be used as an adjective, this is the newbiest post I've ever seen. I mean, how many of these threads have there been? And to top it off, that song is about 3 months old. Perhaps if you were singing a FinKL song rather than a Hyori song... I mean, c'mon. "I've been here too long - I sing songs that were popular last month!"

[Pooty]

[yingwenlaoshi]

When you're surfing Dave's and your boss's corpse is on the floor next to you and you're wishing you had a bathtub to cut it up in. Meanwhile you've got to get off your arse to get some ammonia because the grocery stores are closing any minute. Plus you haven't eaten yet. Either way, you have to get on it all soon. Need some garbage bags, too.

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

2003 called, it wants its thread back!

[skconqueror]

[IncognitoHFX]

...you start sentences with "maybe", even around other foreigners.

[Dodgy Al]

When you still post on Daves even though you don't live in Korea anymore.

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

[skconqueror]

[Summer Wine]

You have to count the days until your contract ends.

"The jungle was deep and sweltering, last night charlie popped old luke, I only have 254 days left before the big bird to freedom flies me home".

When you get to this point, you have seriously been here too long.

In my case it wasn't charlie but the gooks took out memphis last week and the folks back home are asking me when is it going to be over. I told them I took an R and R to Seoul a month ago and I am hunkering down in my bunker until the papers come through. Its almost over and then the cold and winter will come in and freeze the chinks down until the spring.