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[Big_Bird]

Oh dear. That's really gotta suck.

[some waygug-in]

Boy did he get hosed!

[RJjr]

Wow. I feel sorry for the dude unless he's one of those guys who is always telling other guys, "You're a big bad baddy for putting yours in women!!"

That article reminds me of when I worked for a trucking company. All of us got an e-mail to read Safety Report Number such and such. In that safety report, a driver had reported that a car had rear-ended him and the front part of the car was under the back of his trailer. It ended up that a lady was in the car and her pants and panties were down and there was a vibrator laying in the floorboard, and she couldn't get her pants up because her movement was restricted because of the way the car was pinned under the trailer. She was unhurt (except for her pride). She was crying and the cops were laughing.

[seosan08]

Imagine, being known as the guy who molests vaccuum hoses and live it down!

[RJjr]

[bacasper]

Those of us who have worked so hard to pass the Vacuum Hose Molestation Act can now feel vindicated and proud.

After all, what if it were YOUR vacuum hose?

And remember to report suspicious vacuuming activity.

[daskalos]

Have we, really, any definitive evidence that the hose did not consent? I thought not.

I once owned a *beep* of a vacuum cleaner - she was incorrigible until her belt broke. Oddly enough, this was during a period when I lived with half a dozen US Marines. There is no truth at all to the rumor that I kept my broken down vacuum in my bedroom, just so she could see how it was supposed to be done. In fact, I threw that bitch in the dumpster the first chance I got. And, of course, the Marines were ever so happy afterwards, until I got transfered away. My goiing away party was like a wake. Well ... like a wake and an orgy.

Thank you, OP, for this stroll down memory lane.