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polonius
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 Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:38 am Post subject: What has a student said to make you laugh? |
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We have very high level elementary students studying with us. They constently make me laugh. Today, a student wrote to answer this question:
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| Explain a time when someone was rude to you. What did you do in that situation? |
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| I was trying to tell a joke to a friend, but he simply just ingored it, and didn't laugh. I tried to tell him off, but before I could do that, he walked away. |
I love it. Reasons like this is why I love my job. |
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Rob'sdad
Joined: 12 May 2008
Location: Seoul
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"I like Jejudo because they have beautiful bitches"
"Sweat and sour pork is my favorite Chinese food"
Student A: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Okay.
Student B: (looking in dictionary) Teacher, he masturbate.
Me: Oh, thanks for the info.
Student C: Yes! He masturbate everytime. |
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KoreanAmbition
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:07 am Post subject: |
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Pronunciation lesson:
Me: Okay, try "Laser Razor"
Student "Ray-jur Ray-jur" |
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ajuma
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Location: Anywere but Seoul!!
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:26 am Post subject: |
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| When asked to come up with as many words as possible that are the same in English and Korean, one girl wrote on the board "sexaphone". |
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Join Me
Joined: 14 Jan 2008
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Last night I was sitting outside a mom and pop store by my apartment having a juice when a couple kids walked out of the little hawgwan next door. They came over and we were chatting a bit when one kid looks at the other and says, "you're fired mother fuc?$@." He then slaps him and takes off running. As I really wasn't expecting that I busted out laughing.
Sometimes Korean kids really make me miss my own childhood. |
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Konglishman
Joined: 14 Sep 2007
Location: Nanjing
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After explaining what antonyms are, I asked the class to name some examples.
One Student's Reply: "Teacher, teacher! Korean and English." |
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Starla
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| Rob'sdad wrote: |
"I like Jejudo because they have beautiful bitches"
"Sweat and sour pork is my favorite Chinese food"
Student A: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Okay.
Student B: (looking in dictionary) Teacher, he masturbate.
Me: Oh, thanks for the info.
Student C: Yes! He masturbate everytime. |
LOL. Talk about little rats.  |
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Zutronius
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Suncheon
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One week I had my HS students doing dialogs and skits and one group of girls decided to do one about a person going to see a doctor. Instead of giving the person medicine, the doctor gave them laxatives instead. It was brilliant.  |
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Oliver
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Seoul, Korea
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:59 pm Post subject: Re: What has a student said to make you laugh? |
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| polonius wrote: |
We have very high level elementary students studying with us. They constently make me laugh. Today, a student wrote to answer this question:
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| Explain a time when someone was rude to you. What did you do in that situation? |
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| I was trying to tell a joke to a friend, but he simply just ingored it, and didn't laugh. I tried to tell him off, but before I could do that, he walked away. |
I love it. Reasons like this is why I love my job. |
brilliant! |
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I_Am_The_Kiwi
Joined: 10 Jun 2008
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Me - What are you going to do on your long weekend ???
Student - "MASTRUBATION!!!!"
they love that word.
Student "Teacher do you have a girlfriend? im just asking its not cos im gay!"
I woke a student up from sleeping, guy next to him shows me an electronic dict. that says 'Wet Dream'
Student "Teacher he was wet dream, always sleep and wet dream."
Funny shit working in a boys school... |
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Mr. Susan
Joined: 17 Dec 2007
Location: death row
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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| I_Am_The_Kiwi wrote: |
Me - What are you going to do on your long weekend ???
Student - "MASTRUBATION!!!!"
they love that word.
Student "Teacher do you have a girlfriend? im just asking its not cos im gay!"
I woke a student up from sleeping, guy next to him shows me an electronic dict. that says 'Wet Dream'
Student "Teacher he was wet dream, always sleep and wet dream."
Funny shit working in a boys school... |
Dude, you're a liar and a creep. |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| I don't know about being a liar. Masturbate has been the most popular word at my boys middle school since summer holidays. That and AV (Adult Video), bikini, and some korean word I don't remember. We did a dialogue in a third year class, (What did you do on your summer vacation?) Most of the boys somehow worked masturbate into the dialogue. |
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Teachurrrr
Joined: 21 May 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: Two funny Sentences |
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Four years ago at a writing hagwon:
Elementary Journal Sentence, "My pen_is short and has no eraser."
Middle Journal Sentence, "The garbagement runs the country from Seoul."
Garbagement has been my favorite "Sniglet" ever since! |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:34 pm Post subject: Re: Two funny Sentences |
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Garbagement
What a sublimely perfect word. I can see this making it into Websters in a few years. |
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shantaram
Joined: 10 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| "I know almost English grammar" was pretty funny. |
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