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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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 Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject: Imitate another poster |
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Wow!!!
Everything is amazing!!!!!!!
This is it!!!!
(tough one)
One more:
"But jajdude you suck so bad it must be hell to be you" (bit tougher) |
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UberJRI
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Location: Not where I want to be...yet
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| UFO's and Bigfoots came to my school and I totally couldn't tell my co-teacher about it becuz she's stupid and cant spek English so my school said I was a bad teacher. I went home but first married a Kgirl my first year there and I have 50 million won in the bank. I don't like it at home and I wnat to come back to Korea to make more money and sleep with lots of Orientals. What's a prenup? |
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Otherside
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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| UberJRI wrote: |
| UFO's and Bigfoots came to my school and I totally couldn't tell my co-teacher about it becuz she's stupid and cant spek English so my school said I was a bad teacher. I went home but first married a Kgirl my first year there and I have 50 million won in the bank. I don't like it at home and I wnat to come back to Korea to make more money and sleep with lots of Orientals. What's a prenup? |
Damn, beat me to it. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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| If we pontificate clearly it is evident that there is more evidence for a flying blue baby supreme source of all knowledge personality than other sectarian theology. We can see clearly that rampant science will kill us all! |
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patongpanda
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Far-leftist! Xenobyte! Islamofascist! Tribadist! Communist! Bashi-basouk! Conspiracy-theorist! Kleptomaniac! Khomeini-follower! Carpet-seller!
Oh wait, that's Captain Haddock.
Speaking of which, Geordie Tintin:
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=HHfT-0JJBSA |
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Omkara
Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Location: USA
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| If we pontificate clearly it is evident that there is more evidence for a flying blue baby supreme source of all knowledge personality than other sectarian theology. We can see clearly that rampant science will kill us all! |
That's not evidence. I want facts, examples, illustrations. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Omkara wrote: |
| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| If we pontificate clearly it is evident that there is more evidence for a flying blue baby supreme source of all knowledge personality than other sectarian theology. We can see clearly that rampant science will kill us all! |
That's not evidence. I want facts, examples, illustrations. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. |
Yeah, because it's all the fault of racist Koreans.  |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| "no tfunny, this thread make me sickaned, you stupid bozos understadnign nothings and just jokester jokester jokesster/. but i. do. Guy names Stromswhartz invented an aparaturs that'll transform speech via electronic wavelengths that can cause brain functions to absorbe the sentence patterns of other languages without memorization and if your thinking this won't get you slugged by the government, or me, and sent to mexico for the Rest of the you're life, i, I, EYE! no who you are. don't mess with the besst, youre go down like the rests." |
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nicholas_chiasson
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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| I make short curt suggestions that are not helping anyone. And I make my wife go cook. |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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the real reason you guys are arguing is because your false egos. the bakhtivedanta book trust's 87-volume set "transcending your inner ballsack" states the following:
False ego is known for causing the following - thought, personal preference, opinion and ideas. Perfection of Desire dictates a diet of weak, bland cuisine that is loaded with excess butter and sugar, and some saltpeter tossed in just so that you won't get a boner - thus distracting you from your quest for Godhead.
i read this book, and therefore it is right. it is the holy word of krishna, even though some 53 year old guy in a saffron robe typed it. who are we to question how vedic scripture is recorded?
the baghavad-gita-rama-lama-ding-dong also states the following:
One's material existence is best used in serving Krishna. A life of asceticism is optimum, but one can engage in renunciative acts - such as art, music or flag football - as long as they're dedicated to the 9-armed blue guy.
Therefore, you're all wrong and evolution is right. You doubt the land bridge from Kerala to Sri Lanka? Krishna made it, and Vedic scriptures don't lie. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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I saw a guy get slugged by the government and sent to Mexico for life. Unnotifiably unofficial facial imaging companies hiring English teachers to beef up their image aggressively assaulted McDonald's restaurant workers with burgers and fries before the real culprit was found to be the real McCoy, a fat foreigner working at a real English teaching job somewhere in Seoul.
Some big black arse tryed to peel a big one on me so I splet Taiwan, foound some stub at Man-toMen here, tells me he's Canadian born.
Why do koreans always bud into others' business here amd make me fighting mad? I heard of 'em a couple of times. Koreans are wroth, like throwing gas bombs at 'em and giving 'em the Yankeed go home chant and all, seeing odors and bad breath jjust don't matter there. Otherwise it may hurt you psychologically and make you less of a person than you really are, shave off productive years, and leave you at a jumping off point: So i told him DO IT, F)#*r, and the guy stole my wallet, found out.
Click, and they can vaporize you, man, like gives you the willies knowing you're not exactly anonymous here.
Say, "Hey, buddy, think this is America"
Than appologized I'm Candaidian.
Living here. |
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Dome Vans
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
I saw a guy get slugged by the government and sent to Mexico for life. Unnotifiably unofficial facial imaging companies hiring English teachers to beef up their image aggressively assaulted McDonald's restaurant workers with burgers and fries before the real culprit was found to be the real McCoy, a fat foreigner working at a real English teaching job somewhere in Seoul.
Some big black arse tryed to peel a big one on me so I splet Taiwan, foound some stub at Man-toMen here, tells me he's Canadian born.
Why do koreans always bud into others' business here amd make me fighting mad? I heard of 'em a couple of times. Koreans are wroth, like throwing gas bombs at 'em and giving 'em the Yankeed go home chant and all, seeing odors and bad breath jjust don't matter there. Otherwise it may hurt you psychologically and make you less of a person than you really are, shave off productive years, and leave you at a jumping off point: So i told him DO IT, F)#*r, and the guy stole my wallet, found out.
Click, and they can vaporize you, man, like gives you the willies knowing you're not exactly anonymous here.
Say, "Hey, buddy, think this is America"
Than appologized I'm Candaidian.
Living here. |
Brilliant! |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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I must admit, you really one-upped my handsome ass there, racetraitor  |
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IncognitoHFX
Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
the real reason you guys are arguing is because your false egos. the bakhtivedanta book trust's 87-volume set "transcending your inner ballsack" states the following:
False ego is known for causing the following - thought, personal preference, opinion and ideas. Perfection of Desire dictates a diet of weak, bland cuisine that is loaded with excess butter and sugar, and some saltpeter tossed in just so that you won't get a boner - thus distracting you from your quest for Godhead.
i read this book, and therefore it is right. it is the holy word of krishna, even though some 53 year old guy in a saffron robe typed it. who are we to question how vedic scripture is recorded?
the baghavad-gita-rama-lama-ding-dong also states the following:
One's material existence is best used in serving Krishna. A life of asceticism is optimum, but one can engage in renunciative acts - such as art, music or flag football - as long as they're dedicated to the 9-armed blue guy.
Therefore, you're all wrong and evolution is right. You doubt the land bridge from Kerala to Sri Lanka? Krishna made it, and Vedic scriptures don't lie. |
Haha, Rteacher himself couldn't be himself nearly as much as you can be.... himself...  |
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spliff
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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| I make short curt suggestions that are not helping anyone. And I make my wife go cook. |
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