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[Bingo]

Let's all try to contribute a funny joke, cartoon etc. to raise our collective spirits as the weather gets gloomy.

I'll start with the classic Irish love story.

IRISH LOVE STORY

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon ......

"F--k off' she said, 'they're for the funeral.'

[philipjames]

I chuckled out loud at that one, being an Irishman (well, Northern Irish) myself. Can't think of any Irish jokes at the moment, but heard a few Scottish ones at the pub a while back.

Q: What's the difference between a Scots highlander and the Rolling Stones?
A: The Stones say, 'Hey you, get off of my cloud." The highlander says, 'Hey McLoed, get off of my ewe."



Just hope the politically correct killjoys don't axe this thread. Could be fun.

[philipjames]

Another one.

What's the difference between a sl_t and a b_tch?

A sl_t will sleep with everyone.

A b-tch will sleep with everyone except you.

[pootle]

This cartoon reminds me of me going to school now:
http://frecklescassie.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/bagley-cartoon.gif

And to continue the Irish joke theme:
Paddy: Look at that poster there, 'Tree fellers wanted'.
Seamus: Aye. It's a shame there's only two of us.

[jdog2050]

Why did the black guy walk into a hospital?

Because he had severe tendinitis you racist asshole.

[BS.Dos.]

A guy hurts his knee playing golf and goes to the doctor.

Doctor says "you have to stop masturbating".

Guy says "Why"

Doctor says "Im trying to examine your knee!"

[joshuahirtle27]

What is the first thing you learn in the French army?

How to say "I surrender" in German.

[Hobophobic]

Three legged dog walks into a saloon and says....
I'm alookin' fer the man who shot my paw!

Newf scientist working with flies.
Cuts of wings, tells it to fly...concludes it is deaf.

Why did the traveling Canadian sew a flag on their______?
So they could talk to the random foreigners they saw about________.

Why did the American_________?
No one fekkin' knows....American Beer sucks.

[joshuahirtle27]

How can you tell when an American is in Canada?

There's a Maple Leaf on their backpack.

[Ultimo Hombre]

What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?










































wait for it....















































ROBERTO!

[traxxe]

What is the difference between Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

[bundangbabo]

I saw a man pulling a piece of string and I says to him 'why are you pulling that piece of string' and he says 'you wanna try pushing it!'

I saw a man who was walking a dog wearing black boots and I say to this guy 'why is your dog wearing black boots' and he says 'because his brown ones are being mended'

Prostitute goes to a scouser 'wanna blow job' and he says 'will it affect my dole money'

[DaveMcK]

How do you confuse an Irishman?












Put him in a barrel and tell him to take a piss in the corner.



How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?









10 - 1 to hold the bulb and 9 to get so steaming the room starts to spin.

[bundangbear]

What's the difference between a Korean and a Korean-American?












oh, it's worth it.......








A Korean thinks a fan will kill you, while a Korean-American thinks a grocery store robber will kill you!

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[BS.Dos.]