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Analogies and metaphors found in high school essays

 
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: Analogies and metaphors found in high school essays Reply with quote

Even if you have seen these before...
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His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

She grew on him like E. coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh like that sound a dog makes just
before he throws up.

Her vocabulary was as bad, as, like, whatever.

He was a tall as a six foot three inch tree.

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of
his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly
surcharge free ATM.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie surreal
quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7 PM instead of 7:30.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

The hailstones leaped up off the pavement, just like maggots when you fry
them in hot grease.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star crossed lovers raced across a grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 P.M.traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 P.M. at a speed of 35 mph.

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resemble Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

Even in his last years, grand pappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan
just might work.

Young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or
something.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids with power tools.

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

She was as easy as the TV guide crossword.

Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

Her voice had that tense grating quality, like a generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightening.

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides
gently compressed by a thigh master.
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Donald Frost



Joined: 20 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the laughs!!

DF
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Bondrock



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 guffaws and a snicker. Thanks
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Sland



Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny stuff! I can't imagine that's from your Korean students!
I miss being able to write stuff like that in HS and getting a good grade because it amuses the teacher.
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jcmarsha



Joined: 09 Nov 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing

some of those are actually pretty damn impressive...most are just silly
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