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Why does it hurt when I pee?
You may have dropped anchor in a toxic port
36%
 36%  [ 7 ]
You failed to adequately protect yourself.
21%
 21%  [ 4 ]
She/He said they were clean
10%
 10%  [ 2 ]
He/She looked really good
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
I may have made a mistake while drinking excessively
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Actual cloggage of my urethra
5%
 5%  [ 1 ]
I was just plain stupid
10%
 10%  [ 2 ]
other: please elaborate.
15%
 15%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 19

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zipperhead2



Joined: 13 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:12 pm    Post subject: I'm in pain Reply with quote

Can anyone tell me why it hurts when I pee?
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Jeff's Cigarettes



Joined: 27 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The tweezers are too small.
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chris_J2



Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: From Brisbane, Au.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prostate Cancer?
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Goku



Joined: 10 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It could be a serious problem.

Either you're pissing right after knocking the boots off the rugged cowboy and feeling slight discomfort because he's not ready to die.

Or you have a serious issue.

When I was a kid I had blood coming out of my urine, I don't remember the details cause I was 5. But I remember it was some huge operation and they had to stick a tube in my manhood to get out whatever infection was up there.

I know it's embarassing but you shoudl probably consult an English speaking doctor.

If it's light pain, I'd personally probably ignore it, but if it's like a burning senstation it's not good.
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Illysook



Joined: 30 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try drinking some cranberry juice.
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sojourner1



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, only a doctor can determine that. The internet can't practice medicine nor diagnose and give prognosis. Could be STD?
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Goku



Joined: 10 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sojourner1 wrote:
Nope, only a doctor can determine that. The internet can't practice medicine nor diagnose and give prognosis. Could be STD?


Clemdia?

Clemedia is such a nice name, I think I'll name my daughter Clemdia.
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DrOctagon



Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Location: Chicago

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's clemdia? Do you mean chlamydia?

I don't know what a troll is, but I think the OP is one.
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Panda



Joined: 25 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Save your time to see a doctor, zipperhead.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cranberry juice, in fact, is a cure for bladder infections.

If you think it may be an STD, you'd better get it checked out. It'll only get worse.
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The_Source



Joined: 09 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You forgot to include an "all of the above" option in your poll.
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D.D.



Joined: 29 May 2008

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Google- pain on urination- sounds like something a std or bladder infection. get to the doc and find a new girlfriend.
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How long have you experienced pain?
Is the pain experienced only when urinating, or is the pain constant?
Have you had sexual intercourse (protected or otherwise) in the past three weeks?

Cranberry juice is not a cure for a bacterial bladder infection. The only cures are antibiotics and time (the antibiotic route is easier). Cranberry juice only makes the passing of urine easier by decreasing symptoms of urethritis.

If you've had particularly rough sex, a minor impact injury, or a rough masturbatory experience, then you may have irritated your urethra. That one will go away in a day or two.

If you've just showered and were aggressive with the soaping, you may have introduced soap into your urethra. Stings for a couple of hours. No big deal.

Anal sex (if you're pitching, not catching) can cause a urethral infection. See a doctor.

You may have stuck it in the wrong knothole, or someone else might be getting into your honey. You might have an STD. See a doctor.

If you've a discharge of any kind, see a doctor. Be prepared to get rodded (urethral swab). Not fun.


Happy New Year.
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Sleepy in Seoul



Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you know about all those ReeseDog? Sounds like a story worth listening to...
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleepy in Seoul wrote:
How do you know about all those ReeseDog? Sounds like a story worth listening to...


I've been a US Army medic, among other things. GIs in exotic places with exotic women try exotic things and end up with all kinds of weird shit. They generally don't understand that there's only a two-letter difference between stud and stupid.

It's funny and gross by turns but usually interesting. Medics see it all. That's how I know about this stuff.
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