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Why does it hurt when I pee? |
You may have dropped anchor in a toxic port |
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You failed to adequately protect yourself. |
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She/He said they were clean |
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He/She looked really good |
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I may have made a mistake while drinking excessively |
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Actual cloggage of my urethra |
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I was just plain stupid |
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other: please elaborate. |
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zipperhead2
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject: I'm in pain |
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Can anyone tell me why it hurts when I pee? |
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Jeff's Cigarettes

Joined: 27 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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The tweezers are too small. |
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chris_J2

Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Location: From Brisbane, Au.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Prostate Cancer? |
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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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It could be a serious problem.
Either you're pissing right after knocking the boots off the rugged cowboy and feeling slight discomfort because he's not ready to die.
Or you have a serious issue.
When I was a kid I had blood coming out of my urine, I don't remember the details cause I was 5. But I remember it was some huge operation and they had to stick a tube in my manhood to get out whatever infection was up there.
I know it's embarassing but you shoudl probably consult an English speaking doctor.
If it's light pain, I'd personally probably ignore it, but if it's like a burning senstation it's not good. |
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Try drinking some cranberry juice. |
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Nope, only a doctor can determine that. The internet can't practice medicine nor diagnose and give prognosis. Could be STD? |
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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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sojourner1 wrote: |
Nope, only a doctor can determine that. The internet can't practice medicine nor diagnose and give prognosis. Could be STD? |
Clemdia?
Clemedia is such a nice name, I think I'll name my daughter Clemdia. |
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DrOctagon

Joined: 11 Jun 2008 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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What's clemdia? Do you mean chlamydia?
I don't know what a troll is, but I think the OP is one. |
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Panda

Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: |
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Save your time to see a doctor, zipperhead. |
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Ilsanman

Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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Cranberry juice, in fact, is a cure for bladder infections.
If you think it may be an STD, you'd better get it checked out. It'll only get worse. |
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The_Source

Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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You forgot to include an "all of the above" option in your poll. |
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D.D.
Joined: 29 May 2008
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Google- pain on urination- sounds like something a std or bladder infection. get to the doc and find a new girlfriend. |
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ReeseDog

Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Location: Classified
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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How long have you experienced pain?
Is the pain experienced only when urinating, or is the pain constant?
Have you had sexual intercourse (protected or otherwise) in the past three weeks?
Cranberry juice is not a cure for a bacterial bladder infection. The only cures are antibiotics and time (the antibiotic route is easier). Cranberry juice only makes the passing of urine easier by decreasing symptoms of urethritis.
If you've had particularly rough sex, a minor impact injury, or a rough masturbatory experience, then you may have irritated your urethra. That one will go away in a day or two.
If you've just showered and were aggressive with the soaping, you may have introduced soap into your urethra. Stings for a couple of hours. No big deal.
Anal sex (if you're pitching, not catching) can cause a urethral infection. See a doctor.
You may have stuck it in the wrong knothole, or someone else might be getting into your honey. You might have an STD. See a doctor.
If you've a discharge of any kind, see a doctor. Be prepared to get rodded (urethral swab). Not fun.
Happy New Year. |
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Sleepy in Seoul

Joined: 15 May 2004 Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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How do you know about all those ReeseDog? Sounds like a story worth listening to... |
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ReeseDog

Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Location: Classified
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Sleepy in Seoul wrote: |
How do you know about all those ReeseDog? Sounds like a story worth listening to... |
I've been a US Army medic, among other things. GIs in exotic places with exotic women try exotic things and end up with all kinds of weird shit. They generally don't understand that there's only a two-letter difference between stud and stupid.
It's funny and gross by turns but usually interesting. Medics see it all. That's how I know about this stuff. |
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