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gangpae · Joined: 03 Sep 2007 Location: Busan

Today I saw a guy running down the street with a chainsaw revving the shite out of it, and swinging it at cars. Some halmoni was hanging on to him trying to calm him down. He didn't see me hiding behind the corner, and when he passed I scampered back to my officetel.
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it's full of stars · Joined: 26 Dec 2007

Lol, yours is better than mine but;

I saw a Canadian chase a mouthy Limey down the street with a fire axe.

Said Limey hid and wasn't hurt.

Same Limey was later stabbed in the lung by a Turk.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

jajdude · Joined: 18 Jan 2003

Not as good as yours but the first one that comes to mind happened in a bar in Saigon. Four or five Vietnamese guys pushed a white guy through the door and starting punching him like crazy, then they turned around and kept punching their way back out the door, having been in the bar about 15 or 20 seconds, like a blur. There were quite a few people in the bar and many of them didn't even see it happen.

madhusudan · Joined: 30 Jan 2006

I was sick and waiting in the hospital in Budapest. A man in a trenchcoat went into the bathroom. A couple minutes later the hospital security were dragging him out. He was in his tighty whities, soaking wet, and cradling a rabbit. He was escorted out of the building.

poet13 · Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:03 pm Post subject:

In 1989, a pony tailed Canadian guy borrowed a ladder from a painter next to a police station. The Canadian leaned the 16 foot ladder against the police station directly in front of the doors. He then climbed the ladder, took down the Greek flag, tucked it into his shirt, put the ladder back, and sauntered away.

I still have the flag.

Jeff's Cigarettes · Joined: 27 Mar 2007

Lucky you didn't fall off the ladder in the drunken state you must have been in to do such a thing. Funny, nonetheless.

plynx · Joined: 03 Jun 2008

a one-armed (old and drunk) korean man hammering some high school chick in the face with one of her stilettos (bright orange) while the entire downtown population stared dumbfounded.

poet13 · Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:50 pm Post subject:

Yup. I was smashed. Lucky too.

Michael_75 · Joined: 13 Oct 2008

Are they the lemmings · Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:51 pm Post subject:

blaseblasphemener · Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:43 pm Post subject:

a one-armed juvenile monkey wearing a diaper running around a house in Texas carrying a puppy. It later put the puppy down, opened the fridge and took out a can of beer.

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

I didn't see it, but a Korean neo-Nazi chased an American friend of mine down the street with an axe once.

As for what I've seen, too many to remember. Could be my wife making out with another chick in front of Tiananmen. An American in a white power shirt making out with a Korean girl and then putting an arm around the shoulders of a black friend. There was something else recently but my mind is blocking it for some reason, possibly alcohol-related.

seoulsucker · Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 pm Post subject:

My first night in Korea, I ducked into a bar that was apparently a "ganster" hangout in the Sindang neighborhood.

A couple of guys got into a shouting match, and one of them stood up and smashed a beer bottle over his own head, knocking himself out. The other guys just stood up and left him there bleeding.

it's full of stars · Joined: 26 Dec 2007

NoExplode · Joined: 15 Oct 2008