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Kimchi jokes are never funny.
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hugekebab



Joined: 05 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:46 am    Post subject: Kimchi jokes are never funny. Reply with quote

Stop making shit kimchi jokes/clever kimchi responses in posts.

Nothing about kimchi is ever funny in any context, ever. It's been done to death on this forum; it's time to let it go.

If you see a shit kimchi joke/response please copy and paste it in this thread and shame the humourless **** who wrote it.
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KoreaninKorea



Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you could just say that they all "stink". Laughing
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semi-fly



Joined: 07 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did someone die in here?

No. The lady next door is making kimchi.
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kimchi jigae is disgusting.
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Pa Jan Jo A Hamnida



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Location: Not Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kim
Kim who?
Kim Chi!
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Straphanger



Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Chilgok, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Korea? A Royale with Cheese-uh. And you know what they put on french fries instead of Ketchup? Kimchi. I'm not joking! They drown em in that s!
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vampirepirate01



Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Location: Incheon, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Straphanger wrote:
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Korea? A Royale with Cheese-uh. And you know what they put on french fries instead of Ketchup? Kimchi. I'm not joking! They drown em in that s!

Nice
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tiger fancini



Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy walks into Doctor Kims surgery and says, "Doctor! I think I have cancer!"

Doctor Kim replies, "You haven't been eating enough Kimchi, have you?"
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jay-shi



Joined: 09 May 2004
Location: On tour

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many foreigners does it take to make kimchi?

.....
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Kimchi jokes are never funny. Reply with quote

hugekebab wrote:
Stop making shit kimchi jokes/clever kimchi responses in posts.

Nothing about kimchi is ever funny in any context, ever. It's been done to death on this forum; it's time to let it go.

If you see a shit kimchi joke/response please copy and paste it in this thread and shame the humourless **** who wrote it.


If only they would listen.
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm almost all set for my Thailand vacation. I'm bringing 12 bowls of ramen, and 12 microwave containers of kimchi, and a bag of South Korean white rice.

You know South Korean white rice?

South Korean food is best, and if I can do my part to introduce the Thai people to best food and culture in the world, so much the better.
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Panda



Joined: 25 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Besides Kimchi

potato, peanut, noodle and stinking tofu, etc etc. all have been made fun of.

Take it easy.
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rumdiary



Joined: 05 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did the Korean student got on his math test?
Kimchi
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Blockhead confidence



Joined: 02 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Korean Teacher: If I have five pieces of kimchi and I take away three, how many pieces do I have left?

Student: ahhhhhhhhhh.......kimchi?

Korean Teacher: Partial credit
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suadente



Joined: 27 Sep 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jay-shi wrote:
How many foreigners does it take to make kimchi?

.....


Seven. Six to get smashed on soju, and one to walk to the nearest 7/11/Buy The Way/GS 25 (aka downstairs, and possibly across the street, if you live in the hicks) and buy a pack.
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