| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
joshuahirtle27
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
|
 Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject: I beat down this old Korean couple |
 |
|
There I was on the plane to Korea. for some reason I'd been seated between this old Korean couple (well maybe not OLD but defiantly ajumma & ajossi) for the 2 hour flight from Shanghai.
I could smell the kimchiid breath of them both and their non-deoderized bodies were not helped at all by the ever warming recirculated air of the cabin.
I wondered if I could bear it... I knew what these people were like on subways and buses back in Korea.
The flight attendant brought us our food. Ajossi grabbed her breasts while ajumma groped my tray of freeze dried reheated gogi. Then out came the Soju. Ajossi was drunk in a flash and spitting obscenities at me about my nationality and hair colour like it was the new currency of the world. Ajumma decided at that point she needed to go potty as some nice young lady was just about to enter the lavatory. With ajumma like finesse and a flash of wrinkles the bathroom was occupied by ajumma and the yound woman was on the floor with a sprained ankle.
Finally the flight was over. A&A decided as we were taxiing down the runway it was time to get carry ons out and have a kimchi snack. It was this point I chose to strike.
I acted quickly. Ajumma was surprisingly easy to subdue. A quick elbow to the nose took her out. Ajossi needed some extra persuasion. I threw his kimchi in his eyes and smashed his tray table into his face. They both lay there in agony as the plane stopped at the gate.
When the police came to arrest me I said "I'm drunk" and was let go with a "don't do it again" pat on the ass.
Korea Sparkling.
[url]
http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?p=1950875#1950875[/url]
http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=113495&highlight= |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:38 pm Post subject: |
|
|
(music) instant karmazz gonna' get YOU,....gonna' knock you right off your feet!  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Jeff's Cigarettes
Joined: 27 Mar 2007
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:42 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Nice try but you never have trays out and still uncollected when you're taxing on the runway. I have a feeling you're lying. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Xuanzang
Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Sadang
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:47 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Good job Jack Bauer |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
joshuahirtle27
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:49 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Jeff's Cigarettes wrote: |
| Nice try but you never have trays out and still uncollected when you're taxing on the runway. I have a feeling you're lying. |
As you probably are aware ajumas are above the law so she would have had no problem unlocking her tray. Also I didn't say she used her tray for her snack. The tray could still be used as a weapon if it was ripped from the seat. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
jkelly80
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: you boys like mexico?
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:57 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Off topic.
This forum is about LIVING in Korea. Not FLYING to Korea
아싸아! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Bingo
Joined: 22 Jun 2006
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:57 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I chuckled aloud at the reference to ajumma and ajoshi as "A and A". Too funny.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:23 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Oh, just when I thought the hilarity had reached its peak, you ended it with a sarcastic "Korea Sparkling"! Too too funny! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
joshuahirtle27
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:25 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| jkelly80 wrote: |
Off topic.
This forum is about LIVING in Korea. Not FLYING to Korea
아싸아! |
Actually it was traveling back to Korea on a Korean airline with Koreans. We were IN Korean air space and on Korean land. If you're going to argue you should argue that the other threads should be in the TRAVEL forum since they relate to modes of transportation and encounters with the elderly of Korea.
Besides this thread is meant as a satirical spoof of the other threads I mentioned.
What the hell is 아싸아?
Last edited by joshuahirtle27 on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:00 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
joshuahirtle27
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:26 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| billybrobby wrote: |
| Oh, just when I thought the hilarity had reached its peak, you ended it with a sarcastic "Korea Sparkling"! Too too funny! |
Thank you for noticing. I was hoping someone would catch the humour of the whole thing. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
jkelly80
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: you boys like mexico?
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:28 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| joshuahirtle27 wrote: |
| jkelly80 wrote: |
Off topic.
This forum is about LIVING in Korea. Not FLYING to Korea
아싸아! |
Actually it was traveling back to Korea on a Korean airline with Koreans. We were IN Korean air space and on Korean land. If you're going to argue you should argue that the other threads should be in the TRAVEL forum since they relate to modes of transportation and encounters with the elderly of Korea.
Besides this thread is meant as a satirical spoof of the other threads I mentioned. |
I once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
candyteacher
Joined: 08 Jan 2009
Location: where ever i want
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:30 pm Post subject: |
|
|
you did a great job stooping to their level. It must be so awesome to beat an old couple  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
PRagic
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:19 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I know this may come across as unsuportive, but I could really give a rat's ass.
Another mediocre attempt at story telling, and a brief one at that. My fault for clicking on the thread. Damn my eyes. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Michael_75
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| candyteacher wrote: |
| you did a great job stooping to their level. It must be so awesome to beat an old couple |
He said it was a spoof post. Not only that, it was obviously a spoof post. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
R-Seoul
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:36 pm Post subject: |
|
|
God, that was painfully, painfully unfunny.
Never has this been more true:
'Those who can't, teach.'
'Those who can't teach, teach ESL.' |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
