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jdog2050



Joined: 17 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: Haikus Reply with quote

You peed my couch once
Tasmanian dude
Last night I saw you puke...sad.
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michaelambling



Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Location: Paradise

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your avatar shows
A young man throwing his shoe--
He's a hero now.
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Gaber



Joined: 23 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Across from our school -
there's a prison with fish murals.
And student's fathers?
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jkelly80



Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: you boys like mexico?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement. Only
that's not Wayne's basement
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sobriquet



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Location: Nakatomi Plaza

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a poster called Jdog2050
Who thought he was a bit nifty
He wrote some Haikus
And got in a stew
When people called him shifty


I know it's not a Haiku, but limericks are fun
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michaelambling



Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Location: Paradise

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Insatiable lust,
She scratched my back with her nails.
Man I love your mom.
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jdog2050



Joined: 17 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ajosshi:

Life in the 50's
Beat your wife and your children
Have lots of gay sex
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seethetraffic



Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Public or private?
Seat-warming vacations or
Lots of small classes
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Gaber



Joined: 23 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bassexpander says
I must have an avatar
Or I am a Troll

5,7,5, b itches
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