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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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 Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:04 am Post subject: Proof of the non-existence of a loving God |
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God may or may not exist. In one form or another. Nobody knows and nobody ever will.
However, one thing is now certain: God, if he/she/it/them exists, is NOT a loving caring deity.
I can live with the rapidly developing baldness. Not terribly happy about it, but I'll survive. Same goes with the progressive transformation of shoulders and back into werewolf-like hirsuteness.
Since breaking the 30 threshold however things are going from bad to worse.... chest hairs turning white. Not a huge issue as such. I can live with that also. But the ear hair??? Come on God, if you're out there, did you HAVE TO give me pubic hairs in my friggin EARS????? What the bloody hell did I ever do to you??????????????? |
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crash bang
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Location: gwangju
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:13 am Post subject: |
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amen. i turn 40 next year. cant wait to see what god/dess/flying spaghetti monster has cooked up for me. liver spots. an ever-widening and enlarging nose.gum disease. rickets. bonerless days. deteriorating eyesight
good times |
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Chet Wautlands
Joined: 11 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:20 am Post subject: |
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I'm not even 30 and I am balding, have ear hair, nose hair...
Luckily I shave my head and it looks good, I pluck my ear hair once a week and I even pluck my nose hair. Doesn't even hurt anymore.
Stop worryin' about what you don't got
start being thankful for what you do got
let's give it to 'em baby girl |
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Quack Addict
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:36 am Post subject: |
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| Bald guys get more head. |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:27 am Post subject: |
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Well, I'm nearly 60, fat and bald, but I can still play a mean tamborine - so my faith in God remains strong ...
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcc18526
Here's a heavier, darker song (and I look bad singing it - too much cheese and sour cream has fattened my face and double chin ...)
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b9122d736
The spirit never grows old, but I for one have to start exercising more and eating less to get back into decent physical shape ... |
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:57 am Post subject: Re: Proof of the non-existence of a loving God |
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| The evil penguin wrote: |
Since breaking the 30 threshold however things are going from bad to worse.... chest hairs turning white. Not a huge issue as such. I can live with that also. But the ear hair??? Come on God, if you're out there, did you HAVE TO give me pubic hairs in my friggin EARS????? What the bloody hell did I ever do to you??????????????? |
ROFLMAO |
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Joe666
Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm with you guys all the way. Extratestosteronal traits! Welcome to the parasitic male world. Suck it up gentlemen. There isn't much we can do! |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Bad timing all around.
Remember, they changed the rules in the middle of the game for us. "Date-rape?" tch.
I'll deal with the occasional cable sprouting from a nostril or ear. At least we're not democrats. |
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GreenlightmeansGO
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm not very hairy...does God love me? |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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If you have truly given yourself to God, then he will protect you.
2 Kings 2
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| 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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| GreenlightmeansGO wrote: |
| I'm not very hairy...does God love me? |
God made us in His image. Now, of course, this was what He said to the Semitic people, who are considerably hairier than whites. So God must be pretty hairy and able to grow a gnarly beard in only a couple weeks. To answer your question, God thinks you got real purdy smooth skin. |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:11 am Post subject: |
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don't blame god for your looks! he just started the process ...
blame your grandfather for mating with your grand mother!
that was the wrong combination... |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:30 am Post subject: |
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
don't blame god for your looks! he just started the process ...
blame your grandfather for mating with your grand mother!
that was the wrong combination... |
you know.... try as hard as i can, I just can't get a visual image of that... my cerebral synapses short-circuit as soon i think of all those jiggling wrinkles and my mental picture goes blank.
Although I do wonder sometimes if they were always so prune-like. |
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cdninkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Regarding the baldness, try Propecia. If you get the generic version, Finisteride, it's very cheap. Just cut the pills into quarters for a one milligram dose. Works for me. |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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| cdninkorea wrote: |
| Regarding the baldness, try Propecia. If you get the generic version, Finisteride, it's very cheap. Just cut the pills into quarters for a one milligram dose. Works for me. |
what are you salesman for PROPECIA now?
there is no cure for baldness! I think the world would know about it don't you?..
it would be the next big thing after Viagra! |
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