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Son Deureo! · Joined: 30 Apr 2003

That's right, English teachers aren't the only ones getting ddong-chimmed around here. But don't worry, next time maybe we can prosecute!

Here's an article a friend sent me. If the writing seems a little strange, that's because I translated it from Korean myself, and I'm fairly new at this sort of thing. The original Korean is at the bottom.

Here goes:

Arrest for "Ddong-Chimming" a Woman

"I don't have a girlfriend. Women seem to hate me. So I ddong chimmed them."

After a female passenger's butt was "ddong chimmed" on the subway, there was an arrest for this unprecedented incident.

On the stairwells of JongGak Station, Dongdaemun Stadium Station and other stations during rush hour, the late twenty-something Mr. Kim (unemployed), approached young women in pantsuits from behind, put both of his hands together, thrust them between their buttocks, and then quietly escaped after performing this bizarre deed.

Mr. Kim's bizarre behavior came to an end on the sixteenth when he was caught by a subway police team at Exit 12 of Dongdaemun Stadium Station. As usual, on this day he was looking around for a "target" at Dongdaemun Stadium Station. But fortunately, subway police were hiding, and they had him in their trap.

Mr. Kim, being unaware of this, spotted a 20-something woman, wearing a pantsuit, inside the station and followed her out. Then while she was standing at a street stall to buy something he came up to her from behind, dong-chimmed her with both hands and ran away. In spite of Mr. Kim's quick getaway, the subway police pursued and caught him.

According to the subway police, "Sexual misconduct happens quite a bit, but this was the country's first case of dong-chimming on the subway." "We were also very shocked," they revealed. Mr. Kim was arrested for sexual misconduct.

A police investigation revealed that Mr. Kim had also been fined in April 2001 for dong-chimming a female pedestrian at Dongdaemun Stadium Station. During the investigation Mr. Kim revealed, "Women seem to hate me, so I dong-chim them."

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dogbert · Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210

A Buddy Bradley acolyte?

jaebea · Joined: 21 Sep 2003 Location: SYD

Hahahahahaha

I'm trying VERY HARD not to laugh out loud at work and all manner of funny noises are snorting out of my nose and mouth.

HAHAHAHHA

jae.

waterbaby · Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Location: Baking Gord a Cheescake pie

I am so happy you put the title to this in quotations!

weatherman · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: Korea

Great post. Now if only I can have half my class arrested too. Razz

katydid · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...

Women don't like me, so I ddong0chimmed them.

Maybe there is a reason why women don't like him. BECAUSE he ddong-chimmed one, and she told her friends and they told their friends.

It's a vicious cycle!

I think it's hilarious on one hand and really refreshing on the other that this guy is getting prosecuted for something hagwan teachers have to endure on an almost daily basis. I would die laughing if someone ever tried to prosecute an 8 year old....but this might be a good article to keep on hand to show the little monsters....

The Man known as The Man · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:23 pm Post subject:

Blue Flower · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:45 pm Post subject:

What a delightful contribution to society he is. Goes to show what can happen when youngsters take a bit too much delight in shoving their fingers up someones ass.

I am also pleased to report, that none of my students have even attempted to ddong-chim me. If they did, I would strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger....

buddy bradley · Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Location: The Beyond

This Mr. Kim guy has the right attitude, whereas society does not.

Mashimaro · Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: location, location

that is champagne comedy. thanks for my new sig

Guri Guy · Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Location: Bamboo Island

Good Gawd! Shocked

Dong Shimm = evil

The Man known as The Man · Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:46 am Post subject:

Blue Flower · Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:37 pm Post subject:

jajdude · Joined: 18 Jan 2003

I'm trying to think of something dumber than the "dong chim"................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. nope, couldn't come up with anything, even if they are only 5 years old. Oh the occasional poke in the crotch is probably dumber. Can't these kids be taught certain manners? Don't poke people, cover your mouth when you cough and sneeze, and learn how to play cards! (take turns in clockwise order)

mokpochica · Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Location: Ann Arbor, MI

Wow...I was missing Korea. This story reminds me of some of the pure wackiness that happens there. Although, I have to say that I'm with Blue Flower. I was never ddong chimed in Korea by a student. The little kids I lived with for a year really got into it for a while though.

Somehow I doubt that this was the first guy that ever ddong chimmed someone on the subway, although he was the first to be caught.