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politica
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
Location: Suwon-si
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 Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:42 pm Post subject: Are you an ethnically-Korean male? Would you like a coffee? |
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Are you relatively good-looking and in the Suwon-Seoul area? Would you like a free coffee or dinner?
So . . . I've gotten myself in a bit of a bind. Let me start from the beginning. I'm a lesbian working in Suwon. Due to obvious reasons, I'm not "out" at work. This wasn't a problem until I started dating a Korean girl over winter break. I fully intended to keep this relationship a secret, but that ended up failing miserably. Basically, my coteachers found out I was seeing someone, and after intense pressuring, I admitted to having a Korean "boyfriend". You can see how this is developing . . .
Everything they know of the "boyfriend" is true of the girlfriend. But, strangely, I don't have any pictures of the two of us. *sigh*
Here's the thing. I'm a reasonably attractive twenty-something gal. I will gladly take you out for a coffee or dinner. All you have to do is let me take a few Korean-cutesy couple-ish photos of us. Best case scenario, you meet a new friend. Worst case scenario, you get a free coffee/dinner.
Anyhow, if you are interested, PM me and include a headshot (I'll send one back to you!), and when and where is most convenient for you to meet up.
Thanks,
politica |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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That sounds like a really fun time, but it would be better to meet your co-workers and stretch out the laughs.
Wish I was relatively good looking and Korean... |
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Demonicat
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Location: Suwon
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Not Korean or I'd totally do that for you. Just wondering something, My gay friends call that position a beard, what do lesbians call it? |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: Are you an ethnically-Korean male? Would you like a coff |
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Anyhow, if you are interested, PM me and include a headshot (I'll send one back to you!), and when and where is most convenient for you to meet up.
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Just, out of curiosity, why does it matter what said Korean make looks like? If you're just using him as a front for your real relationship, wouldn't pretty much any K-Male do? |
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ulsanchris
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: take a wild guess
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| this sounds like the makings of a sit com. |
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politica
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
Location: Suwon-si
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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Scotticus- Yeah, pretty much any Korean male will do. I just ask for a headshot to make sure he's not wayyyy unattractive, a super-creep, or in his 50s. That's all.
Demonicat- No idea what lezzies call it. I don't generally support the notion, but when in Korea . . . |
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Jeff's Cigarettes
Joined: 27 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Do u use toys and all that? |
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bobbybigfoot
Joined: 05 May 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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| OP, what do you think would happen if you were truthful and came out of the closet? |
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sobriquet
Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Location: Nakatomi Plaza
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| ^ She would get comments like Jeff Cigarettes from her Korean co-workers |
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PigeonFart
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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That is kind of funny. But don't get stressed out about this. Your personal life is nobody's business.
So go tell your work colleages to go phuck themselves...in a nice way. Don't bother your ass going to all this trouble. Enjoy your relationship, i hope it works out well for you. |
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Demonicat
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Location: Suwon
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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Or just take the picture with a HUGE white guy, or even better a big black guy. Tattoos and piercings are a bonus. Give them this picture. Wait two weeks then announce that you broke up with ManMountain, and btw have you met my new girlfriend. They will be so relieved that they won't care.
PS: I'm a huge, scaring looking white guy in Suwon- so if my plan sounds good, let me know  |
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moosehead
Joined: 05 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: Re: Are you an ethnically-Korean male? Would you like a coff |
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| politica wrote: |
Are you relatively good-looking and in the Suwon-Seoul area? Would you like a free coffee or dinner?
So . . . I've gotten myself in a bit of a bind. Let me start from the beginning. I'm a lesbian working in Suwon. Due to obvious reasons, I'm not "out" at work. This wasn't a problem until I started dating a Korean girl over winter break. I fully intended to keep this relationship a secret, but that ended up failing miserably. Basically, my coteachers found out I was seeing someone, and after intense pressuring, I admitted to having a Korean "boyfriend". You can see how this is developing . . .
Everything they know of the "boyfriend" is true of the girlfriend. But, strangely, I don't have any pictures of the two of us. *sigh*
Here's the thing. I'm a reasonably attractive twenty-something gal. I will gladly take you out for a coffee or dinner. All you have to do is let me take a few Korean-cutesy couple-ish photos of us. Best case scenario, you meet a new friend. Worst case scenario, you get a free coffee/dinner.
Anyhow, if you are interested, PM me and include a headshot (I'll send one back to you!), and when and where is most convenient for you to meet up.
Thanks,
politica |
politica - try this - come in to work on a Monday morning all teary-eyed (as much as you can muster) and "confess" your bf has had to accept a job in some far off place in K where you won't be able to see each other much any more, if at all.
then start holding your tongue on your personal life etc.
remember, if you start the scenario you stated above it could backfire in some awful wicked way because you are involving a total stranger into your deceit.
then again, it just might work, who knows. 
good luck tho  |
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pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Don't mess with all this garbage...you think it's going far now?...wait'll the two of you start getting invited out...weddings, dinners, etc...
forget this....one lie leads to 1000 more. Say you broke up. end of story. |
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madoka
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Not Korean or I'd totally do that for you. Just wondering something, My gay friends call that position a beard, what do lesbians call it? |
Lesbians call it a merkin. |
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red_devil
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Why not just say you broke up? Say his parents didn't approve of you. |
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