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samcheokguy



Joined: 02 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:57 am    Post subject: America's MILF hunting culture Reply with quote

I feel a need for a little Parody

http://www.cracked.com/video_16307_apparently-real-moms-arent-like-ones-on-milfhuntercom.html

not porn, but NSFW. Course most Koreans won't get it.
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blackjack



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do people really find that type of thing funny?
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samcheokguy



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some people find 5 korean men eating vegetables funny, turn on your tv recently?
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Rusty Shackleford



Joined: 08 May 2008

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mildly humorous. Is that how you spell humorous? Sometimes the spell check works other times it seems inoperative. Wait, is that how you spell inoperative?
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find it curious how the "MILF" culture got to be so BIG in North America.

after all, milfs are a common, everyday occurrence almost everywhere else in the world.

then when you pause and THINK about it, the answer becomes clear.

In this skyrocketing obesity age, in the age of Oprah and Dr. Phil it has become acccepted that a woman has a license to become a hippopotamus after having a child (much less two or three).

it's basically a free, get fat, no penalty, you don't go to jail card.

and North American and British women have been using it massively.

Hence, now a hot attractive woman who has children is a North American novelty. Hence the term. In plenty of other countries around the world, it's accepted and in fact EXPECTED that you'd still want to fornicate with someone after they've had children

except I can take you to a park on the Northwest Side of Chicago where you'll see a lot of young immigrant mothers of the Polish and Eastern European variety, and they're pushing around toddlers wearing tight jeans and thongs.

apparently they didn't get the "you get FAT after kids memo"????

thank goodness.

ever notice how most immigrants to the US say "everyone's so fat"?

or how if you go to Latin America and talk to people they'll say "my friend/sister/cousin, etc etc etc went to Miami and when they came back to visit, they got so FAT"

true.. true.. it's goddamn true.

end of rant.
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McSensei



Joined: 12 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read that some women can't orgasm until after they have had a kid. Just some kind of body type thing or perhaps the nerves down there get awakened or something.

That said, one of the most fit (in-shape, not brit-speak for hotness) women I have been with was 40 years old and very, very appreciative and no drama and no expectations. She was very good-looking though. We met at a conference for environmentally-friendly building. I thought at first that she was just another student. I guess the California weather does wonders eh.
It was weird that she had two teenage sons but I never saw them so what the hell!
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Thewhiteyalbum



Joined: 13 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bogey666 wrote:
I find it curious how the "MILF" culture got to be so BIG in North America.

after all, milfs are a common, everyday occurrence almost everywhere else in the world.

then when you pause and THINK about it, the answer becomes clear.

In this skyrocketing obesity age, in the age of Oprah and Dr. Phil it has become acccepted that a woman has a license to become a hippopotamus after having a child (much less two or three).

it's basically a free, get fat, no penalty, you don't go to jail card.

and North American and British women have been using it massively.

Hence, now a hot attractive woman who has children is a North American novelty. Hence the term. In plenty of other countries around the world, it's accepted and in fact EXPECTED that you'd still want to fornicate with someone after they've had children

except I can take you to a park on the Northwest Side of Chicago where you'll see a lot of young immigrant mothers of the Polish and Eastern European variety, and they're pushing around toddlers wearing tight jeans and thongs.

apparently they didn't get the "you get FAT after kids memo"????

thank goodness.

ever notice how most immigrants to the US say "everyone's so fat"?

or how if you go to Latin America and talk to people they'll say "my friend/sister/cousin, etc etc etc went to Miami and when they came back to visit, they got so FAT"

true.. true.. it's goddamn true.

end of rant.


Actually Latin Americans have a really high rate of obesity, as do many Eastern European countries. And this includes the men, too.
You know your 'fat women fat fat fatty fat obesity fat women fat' shit wore thin (ha! 'wore thin!') about 6 months ago. To tell the truth I find jsut as many men here obese and physically disgusting as women.

Yeah americans are fat. the men too. The whole world knows it and thats why they are a joke. You know, the stereotypical 'fat american'??
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thewhiteyalbum wrote:
bogey666 wrote:
I find it curious how the "MILF" culture got to be so BIG in North America.

after all, milfs are a common, everyday occurrence almost everywhere else in the world.

then when you pause and THINK about it, the answer becomes clear.

In this skyrocketing obesity age, in the age of Oprah and Dr. Phil it has become acccepted that a woman has a license to become a hippopotamus after having a child (much less two or three).

it's basically a free, get fat, no penalty, you don't go to jail card.

and North American and British women have been using it massively.

Hence, now a hot attractive woman who has children is a North American novelty. Hence the term. In plenty of other countries around the world, it's accepted and in fact EXPECTED that you'd still want to fornicate with someone after they've had children

except I can take you to a park on the Northwest Side of Chicago where you'll see a lot of young immigrant mothers of the Polish and Eastern European variety, and they're pushing around toddlers wearing tight jeans and thongs.

apparently they didn't get the "you get FAT after kids memo"????

thank goodness.

ever notice how most immigrants to the US say "everyone's so fat"?

or how if you go to Latin America and talk to people they'll say "my friend/sister/cousin, etc etc etc went to Miami and when they came back to visit, they got so FAT"

true.. true.. it's goddamn true.

end of rant.


Actually Latin Americans have a really high rate of obesity, as do many Eastern European countries. And this includes the men, too.
You know your 'fat women fat fat fatty fat obesity fat women fat' shit wore thin (ha! 'wore thin!') about 6 months ago. To tell the truth I find jsut as many men here obese and physically disgusting as women.

Yeah americans are fat. the men too. The whole world knows it and thats why they are a joke. You know, the stereotypical 'fat american'??


SUBSTANTIALLY less so than N. America and Britain.

been around the upper end malls in Venezuela, Colombia?
Most Eastern European get frumpy after menapause. Not 20 years before its onset.

and yes, lots of fat male whales! (just more women)... more average joes on the male side, neither fat or thin, with women it goes to extremes a bit more, fatter tails on the distribution curve (no pun intended)

I've heard of the loud arrogant American

should we fat too? Very Happy
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Chuvok



Joined: 25 Jan 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thewhiteyalbum wrote:


Actually Latin Americans have a really high rate of obesity, as do many Eastern European countries. And this includes the men, too.




Nope, I gotta call BS on that one!

I have been working in Eastern Europe and Russia for the past several years, and I can tell you first hand there are very few obese people. Yes, there are some overweight people, usually +40 years old, who are clearly either food lovers, parents, or heavy drinkers...

People tend to be thin, the further you move east. In Poland, there are more soft people, buy few fatties. In Russia people are very thin. Especially young people. Girls who don't do any sports and have bad genes can be a bit curvy, but I wouldn't call them overweight.

Two funny examples. When I was working in Latvia I saw a real whale of a girl walking around the halls of the university, and was shocked to see a such a fat Latvian. She was american sized obese! A real fatty. It made me wonder if obesity might be some sort of genetic abnormality, because nobody else was that size. But one day, I crossed paths with this girl and discovered she was German! Born and raised in Berlin, and was only studying in Latvia.

Just recently here in Russia I was out at a night club, and I saw a very overweight man lurking around the club. Again, I was surprised, because people just aren't that fat here. I though to myself, "Ok, there's one fat Russki!". Didn't pay much attention, but when I was at the bar, I overheard him speaking English to a girl. I said hello and found out he was an american on sort of a lame Russian bride seeking journey around several cities!

Like I said above, you just won't see morbidly obese people in this part of the world. Whereas, a trip to the local mall in North America is like a visit to a fat zoo. It's hard to understand why so many people can let themselves get so fat. It must be a weakness of character.
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Chuvok



Joined: 25 Jan 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thewhiteyalbum wrote:


Actually Latin Americans have a really high rate of obesity, as do many Eastern European countries. And this includes the men, too.




Nope, I gotta call BS on that one!

I have been working in Eastern Europe and Russia for the past several years, and I can tell you first hand there are very few obese people. Yes, there are some overweight people, usually +40 years old, who are clearly either food lovers, parents, or heavy drinkers...

People tend to be thin, the further you move east. In Poland, there are more soft people, buy few fatties. In Russia people are very thin. Especially young people. Girls who don't do any sports and have bad genes can be a bit curvy, but I wouldn't call them overweight.

Two funny examples. When I was working in Latvia I saw a real whale of a girl walking around the halls of the university, and was shocked to see a such a fat Latvian. She was american sized obese! A real fatty. It made me wonder if obesity might be some sort of genetic abnormality, because nobody else was that size. But one day, I crossed paths with this girl and discovered she was German! Born and raised in Berlin, and was only studying in Latvia.

Just recently here in Russia I was out at a night club, and I saw a very overweight man lurking around the club. Again, I was surprised, because people just aren't that fat here. I though to myself, "Ok, there's one fat Russki!". Didn't pay much attention, but when I was at the bar, I overheard him speaking English to a girl. I said hello and found out he was an american on sort of a lame Russian bride seeking journey around several cities!

Like I said above, you just won't see morbidly obese people in this part of the world. Whereas, a trip to the local mall in North America is like a visit to a fat zoo. It's hard to understand why so many people can let themselves get so fat. It must be a weakness of character.
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michaelambling



Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Location: Paradise

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Shackleford wrote:
Mildly humorous. Is that how you spell humorous? Sometimes the spell check works other times it seems inoperative. Wait, is that how you spell inoperative?


I lol'd, although I'm not sure why.

MILF culture is a media conspiracy to make middle aged housewives feel better about themselves. It gives my mom self-confidence... Rolling Eyes
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cj1976



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had never heard of the term 'MILF' until I watched American Pie. I assumed that the writers coined the phrase.
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aboxofchocolates



Joined: 21 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rather than hijack yet ANOTHER thread to whine about fat women, why not talk about the video. Isn't sexual assault funny!! How that woman had to break open a window of a car to escape rape!! Hilarious. And when that guy took out his genitals in front of a non-consenting woman? Oh, the humour knows no bounds!! Those silly douche bags and their antics!
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samcheokguy



Joined: 02 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

somebody had their satire removed today I see.
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aboxofchocolates



Joined: 21 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

samcheokguy wrote:
somebody had their satire removed today I see.


Ah, but while film guy satirizes the douches the enormity of how horrific rape actually is gets inadvertantly belittled and overlooked. We're a desensitized generation, we sort of have to be on the alert to where satire leaks over into reality.

Want to see where I did the same damn thing, look into the seal hunt thread. I had my satire removed to make room for my hypocrisy implant!
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