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billybrobby
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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:19 am Post subject: Kim Jong Il or Cobra Commander?? |
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Let's play a game! Read the quotes below and decide which ones come from Kim Jong Il's propaganda machine and which ones come from Cobra Commander, feared leader of the secret terrorist organization known as Cobra, and arch-foe to G.I. Joe!
1. We will blast the entirety of your land off the face of the earth withpowerful attack capabilities beyond anything the world can imagine -- a frightful attack beyond anything ever seen or heard!
2. Your time is up! Now, you and your nation will pay for your arrogant refusal to obey me.
3. Citizens of the world: we have a power greater than any in the history of mankind. Look and tremble!
4. We will never miss the chance but certainly make them pay for the blood and turn the stronghold of the enemy into a sea of fire!
5. If we lose, I will destroy the world!
6. You have no hope of resisting our might. We control a new power, the raw strength of nature itself, against which there is no defense. Watch, watch as I unleash the sea and sky to do my bidding!
7. No! Not the spores! No! NOOOOOO!
Answers to be posted later. |
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Thargelion
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:47 am Post subject: |
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| I was wavering on that last quote... but then I decided to go Kim Jong Il on every count. |
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The Cosmic Hum
Joined: 09 May 2003
Location: Sonic Space
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:57 am Post subject: |
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...boy, that "Cobra Commander" sure is one crazy mother******...with comments like those he'd better be careful not to get sued for issuing threats...you never know....I hear South Korea has some interesting new laws.
billy...please...don't make us wait too long...ohh the suspense  |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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| no more guesses? and after i spent all that time making the cool graphic! |
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Maserial
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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| billybrobby wrote: |
| no more guesses? and after i spent all that time making the cool graphic! |
For sake of the graphics, I will happily submit. To Kim's propoganda machine, I attribute the following statements: one, three, and four. Cobra Commander gets numbers two, five, six, and seven.
Seven is definitely a tough one, though. I could see either of them shouting such a thing. |
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Hater Depot
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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KJI -- 1, 4
CC -- 2, 3, 5, 6, 7 |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il or Cobra Commander?? |
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| billybrobby wrote: |
Let's play a game! Read the quotes below and decide which ones come from Kim Jong Il's propaganda machine and which ones come from Cobra Commander, feared leader of the secret terrorist organization known as Cobra, and arch-foe to G.I. Joe!
1. We will blast the entirety of your land off the face of the earth withpowerful attack capabilities beyond anything the world can imagine -- a frightful attack beyond anything ever seen or heard!
There's something funny about the grammar. It's either Konglish-y or cartoon over-the-top. I'd guess Cobra Commander, but I'm not certain. It's the only one I'm not sure about.
2. Your time is up! Now, you and your nation will pay for your arrogant refusal to obey me.
Like all good Jame Bond villains, Cobra Commander loves countdowns.
3. Citizens of the world: we have a power greater than any in the history of mankind. Look and tremble!
Since atomic bombs are the worst Kim Jong-il's got, any boasting about a historic new power has to be attributed to CC.
4. We will never miss the chance but certainly make them pay for the blood and turn the stronghold of the enemy into a sea of fire!
Definitely Kim Jong-il.
5. If we lose, I will destroy the world!
If mass-starvation and economic collapse isn't "losing," I don't know what is. If it's KJI, he should have unleashed his wrath long ago, so CC.
6. You have no hope of resisting our might. We control a new power, the raw strength of nature itself, against which there is no defense. Watch, watch as I unleash the sea and sky to do my bidding!
Yeah, atomic bombs are really "new." CC.
7. No! Not the spores! No! NOOOOOO!
Aren't spores the reason CC wears a mask? CC.
Answers to be posted later. |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| The correct answer, of course, is STARSCREAM. |
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krats1976
Joined: 14 May 2003
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il or Cobra Commander?? |
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Kim Jung Il:
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1. We will blast the entirety of your land off the face of the earth withpowerful attack capabilities beyond anything the world can imagine -- a frightful attack beyond anything ever seen or heard!
3. Citizens of the world: we have a power greater than any in the history of mankind. Look and tremble!
4. We will never miss the chance but certainly make them pay for the blood and turn the stronghold of the enemy into a sea of fire!
6. You have no hope of resisting our might. We control a new power, the raw strength of nature itself, against which there is no defense. Watch, watch as I unleash the sea and sky to do my bidding!
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Gwangjuboy
Joined: 08 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il or Cobra Commander?? |
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| billybrobby wrote: |
| Cobra Commander, feared leader of the secret terrorist organization known as Cobra, and arch-foe to G.I. Joe! |
Strictly speaking that isn't correct. Serpentor is the highest in command. |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Kim Jong Il:
1. We will blast the entirety of your land off the face of the earth withpowerful attack capabilities beyond anything the world can imagine -- a frightful attack beyond anything ever seen or heard!
(The Konglishy grammar is a dead giveaway)
3. Citizens of the world: we have a power greater than any in the history of mankind. Look and tremble!
(I suspect he's talking about Juche, the indomitable will of the NK people, or some other such nonsense)
4. We will never miss the chance but certainly make them pay for the blood and turn the stronghold of the enemy into a sea of fire!
(He said this during the nuke crisis of 1994, didn't he?)
7. No! Not the spores! No! NOOOOOO!
(This is so over the top that it must be a real quote put in to throw us off, right?  )
Cobra Commander
2. Your time is up! Now, you and your nation will pay for your arrogant refusal to obey me.
5. If we lose, I will destroy the world!
6. You have no hope of resisting our might. We control a new power, the raw strength of nature itself, against which there is no defense. Watch, watch as I unleash the sea and sky to do my bidding!
(I think I saw this episode, where CC invented a machine to control the weather)
Please, tell us quickly, the suspense is killing me! |
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Dugsby
Joined: 24 May 2003
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:00 am Post subject: |
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| Aren't Cobra Commander and Kim Jong Il one and the same? |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:19 am Post subject: |
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| Dugsby wrote: |
| Aren't Cobra Commander and Kim Jong Il one and the same? |
No, because ...
| Gwangjuboy wrote: |
| Serpentor is the highest in command. |
Unless Kim Jong-il, like many cartoon villains, secretly answers to another evil-doing mastermind who remains hidden for plot purposes. |
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laogaiguk
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:44 am Post subject: |
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| Dugsby wrote: |
| Aren't Cobra Commander and Kim Jong Il one and the same? |
How DARE you say the two are the same. Cobra Commander is, well, Cobra Commander! |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:10 am Post subject: |
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But what would happen if....
Cobra Commander was in cohoots with Kim Jeong Il?
We need the Joe-Team and we need them fast~~!
YO JOE!!!!!~! |
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