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[yingwenlaoshi]

"Can you use chopsticks?'

"No, I can't. What I'm eating with at the moment are actually a knife and a fork disguised as chopsticks. You could actually call them morphsticks or a morphknife and a morphspoon."

[Kimchieluver]

"You can eat kimchie?" Isn't it too spicy for you?"

"Yes, even though I eat kimchie every lunch in the school cafeteria, when I go home a have a nice glass of kimchie juice"

[kiwiduncan]

"Did you know Korea has four distinct seasons?"

"What? Only four? You don't have Zlang?"

[Xuanzang]

Can you speak Korea?

No, I speak Korean.

[jajdude]

"Why aren't you married? Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No. Everybody hates me because I'm rude and I stink."

[Young FRANKenstein]

[ESL Milk "Everyday]

"What do you like about Korea?"

"The fact that it sucks so much that any place that I go to in the future will, by default, be infinitely better."

[I'm no Picasso]

"Why did you come to Korea?"

"I don't know."

[denverdeath]

"Hello!!!!"


"Good-bye!!!!"

[Straphanger]

Why did you come to Korea?

I work here.

--

Do you like Korean women?

Sure, do you know any?

[Above adapted from "Do you like Sex & the City?" "Never had it, do you know somebody?"] -- Actual conversation.

[T-J]

[Gollywog]

"Where are you going?"

"To hell."

Oh, wait, I've already arrived.

[offtheoche]

"When will you go home to your country?"

I always reply by saying..."I don't know....maybe never."

(the adults ie. Korean males really despise this answer)

[samd]

[Young FRANKenstein]