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fiveeagles
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ED209
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Elaborate!
My money's safely tucked away in the Bank of Saudi. |
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fiveeagles
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God's kingdom is coming to earth. Investing it in now will only see great returns in the days to come.
Building upon the rock of Christ allows for safety in the midst of storms. |
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blade
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| fiveeagles wrote: |
God's kingdom is coming to earth. Investing it in now will only see great returns in the days to come.
Building upon the rock of Christ allows for safety in the midst of storms. |
Doesn't God love all of his children? |
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mistermasan
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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i tried, but didn't like wherre the "men of god " left their deposits.
religion, like the stock market, is for fools. |
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blade
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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| fiveeagles wrote: |
Investing it in now will only see great returns in the days to come. |
How does one invest in God's Kingdom? Please tell me as I'm very worried about what will happen when I die and don't want to piss god now off by choosing the the wrong religion  |
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ED209
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:39 am Post subject: |
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| Will I get an Interfaith ATM card that allows me to make withdrawals from other religions? |
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fiveeagles
Joined: 19 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:42 am Post subject: |
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| blade wrote: |
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God's kingdom is coming to earth. Investing it in now will only see great returns in the days to come.
Building upon the rock of Christ allows for safety in the midst of storms. |
Doesn't God love all of his children? |
He does and that's why he sent the gift of salvation for any who choose it. |
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fiveeagles
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| mistermasan wrote: |
i tried, but didn't like wherre the "men of god " left their deposits.
religion, like the stock market, is for fools. |
We will see what you are saying when they are lining you up to take the number of the beast. You will be saying give me all the religion you want when you have to worship this new savior that's coming on the scene. |
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fiveeagles
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| That is, if you don't die first and then have to worship Satan in hell. That would suck. |
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OneWayTraffic
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Yes. Unfortunately for you, you're going there. God hates Christians, didn't you know? Only atheists and agnostics go to heaven.
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SeoulFinn
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I certainly do not want to go to Hell. But which God is the right one? There are so many of them and most of them promise not so happy time for those who are not with them. Help! I don't want to worship the wrong one! If I did, I can only imagine how angry the right God would be. Which God is the right one?
But hey, maybe it is a smaller sin if I do not worship any of them. I could be like one of neutral countries, you know? At least the right one would not be angry at me for worshiping his competitor(s). That must be a lesser insult to him. |
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ED209
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Heaven makes no sense as a paradise. It's like having a birthday party when all your friends are locked up in jail. Heaven is just another word for Crazy Jealous Dictator's Palace. Who knows what weird things God will do to you when you get there?
The beast is even more nonsense. |
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blade
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| Bill Hicks: A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a f*&king cross? |
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fiveeagles
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| ED209 wrote: |
Heaven makes no sense as a paradise. It's like having a birthday party when all your friends are locked up in jail. Heaven is just another word for Crazy Jealous Dictator's Palace. Who knows what weird things God will do to you when you get there?
The beast is even more nonsense. |
Have you ever watched "What dreams may come"? Robin Williams is in it.
Everyone who enters into Heaven are those who want to be there. That's a powerful truth. Not fully it, but definitely a layer of it. |
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