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The Cosmic Hum

Joined: 09 May 2003 Location: Sonic Space
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:08 am Post subject: Costco/E-Mart Scam � Be Careful! |
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Costco/E-Mart Scam � Be Careful!
Costco / Emart Scam - This happened to me.
A big 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Costco or Emart customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Back in February, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls, dressed in those racing car model girl outfits, come over to you as you are packing your purchases into the back of your car. They both have battery powered car vacuums and start vacuuming the inside of your vehicle. They also start cleaning the inside and outside of your windshield with a rag and Windex, all the while with their breasts almost falling out of their tops.
It really is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds or LotteMart, whichever is the closest fast food restaurant. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, fondling you, breasts everywhere, while the other one secretly steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on February, 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 24th and 28th. Also on March 2nd, twice on the 8th, 14th, again on the 21st, three times this last Monday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful!!
P.S. Costco has wallets on sale for $5.99 each  |
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Robot_Teacher
Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Location: Robotting Around the World
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:47 am Post subject: |
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LMAO! You played more than once!!! I find this hard to believe that sexy girls played you more than once in an Emart garage. Good one!!! April fools!!! |
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semi-fly

Joined: 07 Apr 2008
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:24 am Post subject: |
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Seems like you were paying for services rendered, why are you complaining? |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, shut-up! This is the kind of information you PM. My wife reads this, and she won't allow me to go to Costco alone! I love Costco! |
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Mr. Pink

Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Location: China
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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April 1st strikes again. |
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ChinaBoy
Joined: 17 Feb 2007
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the job discussion, douche.
As soon as I read "breasts falling out of their shirts", I knew it wasn't Korea. |
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dean_burrito

Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Does someone have a car I can borrow? I'd like to fall victim to this scam. |
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harlowethrombey

Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject: Re: Costco/E-Mart Scam � Be Careful! |
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'I had my wallet stolen on February, 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 24th and 28th. Also on March 2nd, twice on the 8th, 14th, again on the 21st, three times this last Monday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. '
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mack the knife

Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: standing right behind you...
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Ahh, yes. Kimberly and Alexis. Those girls are in my stable. I let them roam free sometimes and look what happens, goddamit. Gotta rein them in and collect what's comin' to me. |
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The Cosmic Hum

Joined: 09 May 2003 Location: Sonic Space
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:29 pm Post subject: hmmm |
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you trained them well Mack
all in good fun.  |
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