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[Zantetsuken]

Now when the average Westerner thinks of Douchebaggery or Doucheness....we conjure up an image of those "grieco New Jersey guys with an orange-tan, greasy foreheads and purple lips." Or you can go with frat guy replete with tilted cap, spray on abs and tribal bicep tatoo. I guess for brits you would refer to those chav guys.

Anywho...let's talk about Korean Douchebags. Since they follow different d-bag protocols over here in Kimchistan. We have different images we run into daily. Here is my first submission (wish I had a pic)

The K-douche that wears a shiny silver suit with a pink and white striped (think dessert) tie. He is usually squatting above a sidewalk smoking an ultra thin cigarette. He always has his trademark "hobbit-inspired" fake sideburns greased up. He is a Korean Douchebag of the highest order.

[samcheokguy]

I don't see this thread getting a lot of attention.

[crossmr]

[michaelambling]

[RACETRAITOR]

Those guys are awesome.

There certainly are douches in this country. I'd point my finger at Korean wiggers long before shiny suits.

[Zantetsuken]

Damn it...I knew I should have made that "Where can I find deodorant or My boss hasn't paid me yet thread" Thanks guys for setting me straight. I owe ya big time bros.

[Pwillig]

If you can't wear pink, you're not a man.

[eIn07912]

i would add the guy that wears white socks with his black dress shoes and silver shiny suit.

come on fellas. white socks with a suit? wth r u thinking?

or the ones that try to jazz up the suit jacket (or sports coat) with jeans (which can be a cool look).. but then throw on their dress shoes with their blue jeans.

or tthe ones with high boots that r border line female high heels. couple that with skinny jeans, a jacket thats sinched in the middle, and a man purse, and these guys r more feminine than my american girlfriends.

makes me wish for a korean version of "queer eye for the straight guy". they made guys look good, not gay. of course it would be called something like "good looking metrosexual eye for not so good looking guy, because there is no such thing as queers, homosexuals, or gays in korea"

[sokocanuck21]

straight eye for the quasi-gay guy

[coralreefer_1]

My vote goes to the young guys who ride the hot pink/orange/blue scooters around the city with no helmet. Usually they all sport the same hairstyle, with 8 horns built on the bike that sound some obnoxious tune similar to the style of the "General Lee" and a speaker that sits on the gas tank 2 inches from their face as they zip in and out of traffic in the city.

[seoulsucker]

[Big Pun Lives]

[iknownothing]

[Zantetsuken]

[Papa Smurf]