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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:18 am    Post subject: Hi Reply with quote

Ever feel angry about dumb sheet? I do sometimes.

Here's a few things I find dumb.

1. Religions. Who invented this crap and why? and why are we killing each other?

2. Politics. Forget about it. Cannot be bothered.

3. women told to be pure? dumbest idea ever, some man came up with. Yeah, wrong to love life eh?

4. geography. idiotic garbage too. see religions and politics. we're killing people based on what?

5. me. what the hell am i doing here?

haha just a joke mates

(or is it?)

ok, more later.
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John_ESL_White



Joined: 12 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah me too:

- the refrigerator: why does it make noise at night when I am trying to sleep?

- the church folk who ring my doorbell on saturday mornings despite the "DO NOT RING THE DOORBELL" note in hangul.

- people who don't use their turn signal. WTF is that about? And the cops don't care? WOW.

- people who think I care. Why does everyone assume I care about things they care about? It gets annoying. "They burnt my toast..", "McD's left the pickles off my cheeseburger", "my wife slept with my brother"... I DON'T CARE! find a shrink.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Race/color/pigmentation

sad world but color of your skin still matters to too many

love you john esl white

really I'm a silly dude but hey, it's a long weekend yo

# 29 attempts to be deep...hate dudes who try that and fail hard
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Joe666



Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right now I am bored to death. Nothing against anyone here on Dave's or anywhere on the planet for that matter. So f*** it, I'm in.

Religion - An entity to control the masses from acting on their inate primal behaviors. These behaviors happen on a constant basis, every second of our lives. Religion is a Joke.

Politics - The inevitable result of any civilization. Also see the above mentioned. Nowhere near mutually exclusive.

Woman - No such thing as purity in the classic sense. Again see the aforementioned again. Not mutually exclusive.

Geography - The inevitable result of many different civilizations. See the......

Racism - The lack of the basic understandings of Genetics and Evolution. Do I have to type it again?

I know exactly why I am here. I just don't know what I am doing!
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Rory_Calhoun27



Joined: 14 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better yet, the eternal question: Why do you PARK on a DRIVEWAY, and DRIVE on a PARKWAY???? Shocked



As for women and "purity," just a fancy way of wanting broads to stay virgins until the "big day." And really, does any guy want someone else's "sloppy seconds?" True, some find it kinda a turnon, but mostly, it's just too much. At best, ya get free lubrication that night, but at such a tremendous cost. And guess who still ends up having to buy breakfast the next morning? Rolling Eyes


Sorry.... what was the original question?
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Robot_Teacher



Joined: 18 Feb 2009
Location: Robotting Around the World

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dumb sheet like a toilet having 20 buttons, several beep tones, and a thingy that pisses back at you. A robotic part pops out from the back part of the bowl and demonstrates, I will do the same back to you that just did to me! LMAO!
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha good replies yo.

liked your work especially joe. isn't joe such a great name? solid. like coffee and donuts. minus the donuts.

sorry, was a bit sloppy and ill-conceived with the woman and purity question. i did not phrase that correctly because i'm an idiot who has no idea what he's talking about 99% of the time. that other 1% though: watch out.

however. when was it and at what point in history did some man or a group of the jerks probably, decide, hey, guess what, women need to feel guilty about sex? guys, proud, can brag and lie about it, but women, hell, no. they must conceal their desires?

aye, you are liberated blahblahblah. sorry about that. it remains a crucial thing in the world i reckon.

man, i drink too much.

Geography. This one has baffled me for years too. The inevitable result of greed maybe. Who decided we ought to call all these names for different amounts of land?

and we need official documentation and permission, plus good cash of course, just to visit other lands, which we call foreign because, well, they eat different foods and speak differently. oh, we're all so different. yeah. right. truly, i hate this crap. nobody owns anything but human greed and vanity is so astounding and astonishing, that most really think they own stuff like nationality and a little bit of land.

(Odd how all 95 billion of us agree, we're all greedy and want more land and cash and will kill you for it.)

We're still murdering each other over temporary living rights. Aren't we just borrowing the land for a while? It is not ours. If anything, the land has more claim than any person. The land has been around a long time and will continue to be so. We're just visiting it for a few decades.

Never mind.

Nationalism. Jesus. OK, enough for now.

Dokdo is mine, by the way. I hereby proclaim it "Jajeshima, land with rocks and nothing else."
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