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Inchoenites get ready to smile! (Satire)

 
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tanklor1



Joined: 13 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 11:19 pm    Post subject: Inchoenites get ready to smile! (Satire) Reply with quote

I decided to put the word "Satire" in the title so I wont upset (mislead) anyone. So, if you're living in Souel or Inchoen calm the -F- down for C's sake this ain't ment to offened anyone....ouright anyway Laughing

Now I've been kickin' around K-land for a while now and I know the lay of the land. I've been lving in the southern end of the country and thanks to luck and timing I've inked a contract with a new school in Incheon.

That's not my beef here, I gots nothing wrong with Incheon, to me it's just another city: same type of students but richer parents that's about it. No, what I got's a problem with is how people carry themselves based on the size of their current location. In my mid-level town if I see another non-Korean walking towards me I smile and nod my head: often it's returned and even on occasion a conversation is started. *GASP*

Now, I know there's a different attitude *up North*; no eye contact, silence, and ignorance of all and other people around you and but I pretty much know that if anyone living in the HUB of Asia were living in my Mid-sized town, you'd smile or nod back if a strange non native face smiled at you. Why? Will there are fewer of us down here, so everyone is more receptive to new faces.

So, what am I going to do about it? I'm going to take my mid-level mind set to Incheon and Smile and say hello to each one of you that I come across and what are you going to do? Well, some of you will smile and nod back but most of you will move on not even noticing me.

So, get ready to come out of your shells and smile you bucnh of up-tight bastards. I'm going to annoy the *beep* out of you people with my overbearing kindness.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

G'day Very Happy
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riverboy



Joined: 03 Jun 2003
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi man. I'll give you a friendly smile!
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Crockpot2001



Joined: 01 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be vary careful saying hello to me as it would likely scare the shitch out fo me. I know this has been discussed before but it's weird how many western looking people I see don't speak any English and can't make eye contact after I say hello. Maybe I should say something in Russian or Swedish.
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John_ESL_White



Joined: 12 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's going to depend on your location in Incheon. In Bubyeoung, Yeonsu-dong, and near the arts center/Shinsegae areas, you will get snubbed a lot.

That's where the whities live in high concentrations and act like high school students going through a clique fad.

Other places are more relaxed and the whities will usually offer a smile and a hello.

After awhile, you'll stop trying. I always used to give the smile and nod. The return rate in the afore mentioned areas is less then 3%.
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waynehead



Joined: 18 Apr 2006
Location: Jongno

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If someone smiles at me I usually spit at them, punch them, yell expletives at them, etc etc. That is, after all, what living in a large city like Incheon has taught me.... Rolling Eyes
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crossmr



Joined: 22 Nov 2008
Location: Hwayangdong, Seoul

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crockpot2001 wrote:
Be vary careful saying hello to me as it would likely scare the shitch out fo me. I know this has been discussed before but it's weird how many western looking people I see don't speak any English and can't make eye contact after I say hello. Maybe I should say something in Russian or Swedish.
One of the few times a foreigner has spoken to me out of the blue was in January. I was puzzling over some grammar on a korean sign I saw as I was walking down the street and I suddenly hear "hello" from behind me. momentarily surprised, I turned my head only to see this america (my guess from his Twins jacket) just pass me from behind (we didn't meet, he snuck up behind me) without saying another word or even looking at me. I looked around to make sure he wasn't talking to someone else, but the street was empty.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that was some really sharp 'satire'.
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tanklor1



Joined: 13 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John_ESL_White wrote:
It's going to depend on your location in Incheon. In Bubyeoung, Yeonsu-dong, and near the arts center/Shinsegae areas, you will get snubbed a lot.

That's where the whities live in high concentrations and act like high school students going through a clique fad.

Other places are more relaxed and the whities will usually offer a smile and a hello.

After awhile, you'll stop trying. I always used to give the smile and nod. The return rate in the afore mentioned areas is less then 3%.


3%? I see that I have a touygh task ahead of me. But fear not! I understand completely that if ANY of those people who belong in cliques with lingering feelings of university still peramented inside them were living in my neck of the woods they'd be less inclined to act like assholes.
So, I make it my task to say hello to these pricks. Just to brighten their day of course. Laughing
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riverboy



Joined: 03 Jun 2003
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Crockpot... I still haven't had a chance to say hi to you yet! I hear your really tall and a good cook though.
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roadwork



Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Location: Goin' up the country

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="John_ESL_White"]It's going to depend on your location in Incheon. In Bubyeoung, Yeonsu-dong, and near the arts center/Shinsegae areas, you will get snubbed a lot.

That's where the whities live in high concentrations and act like high school students going through a clique fad.

quote]

Oh, don't even get me started on Yeonsu-dong. I lived there 7 years ago and it sounds like nothing has changed.
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