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michaelambling



Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Location: Paradise

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:00 am    Post subject: Greatest quote ever Reply with quote

"You poor thing, having to grow up in Canada! And having America so close..." - Barney Stinson
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Kikomom



Joined: 24 Jun 2008
Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness." - Mark Twain

Napoleon: "Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I never said most of the things I said."

.......................................................The great Yogi Berra
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Crockpot2001



Joined: 01 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Who wants a kick in the ding-dong?" Trashy workmate at the gas company Hank Hill works for.

"Can you nibble through my ball sack?" Principal Skinner on the Simpsons pleading to a squirrel to free him from a gym ball sack.

"You're not gonna slap this Willy around any longer" Willy the Janitor on the Simpsons gets mad.

"Why yes, I would like an Omlette" Homer to marge when she said he never pays attention when she is talking.
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loggerhead007



Joined: 22 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One should ponder the significance of short person behavior in peddle-depressed, pan-chromatic reasonance, and other highly ambient domains. Frank Zappa R.I.P.
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Stones1962



Joined: 26 Nov 2008
Location: Europe/Asia

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem." Keith Richards
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losing_touch



Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Location: Ulsan - I think!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice."

~Abraham Lincoln
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Cheonmunka



Joined: 04 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much soju for trying to fathom great depths of others' minds; I'd rather my own thoughts at this time.

Me.
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FMPJ



Joined: 03 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to say to you as I move to my conclusion, as we talk about "Where do we go from here," that we honestly face the fact that the Movement must address itself to the question of restructuring the whole of American society. There are forty million poor people here. And one day we must ask the question, "Why are there forty million poor people in America?" And when you begin to ask that question, you are raising questions about the economic system, about a broader distribution of wealth. When you ask that question, you begin to question the capitalistic economy. And I'm simply saying that more and more, we've got to begin to ask questions about the whole society. We are called upon to help the discouraged beggars in life's market place. But one day we must come to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring. It means that questions must be raised. You see, my friends, when you deal with this, you begin to ask the question, "Who owns the oil?" You begin to ask the question, "Who owns the iron ore?" You begin to ask the question, "Why is it that people have to pay water bills in a world that is two thirds water?" These are questions that must be asked.

-- The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Aug.6, 1967
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KOREAN_MAN



Joined: 01 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only true motivator in life is pain. - David Sandler

I don't give a damn for a man who can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. - Friedrich Hegel
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Caro wack



Joined: 13 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Conception is much more fun than delivery.

G. Pompidou

Women are like elephants: they are nice to look at , but I
wouldn't want to own one.

WC Fields
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friendoken



Joined: 19 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He's dead Jim." Bones McCoy
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blackjack



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: anyang

PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caro wack wrote:
Conception is much more fun than delivery.


I so read this as contraception is much more fun than delivery
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harlowethrombey



Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Hell is other posters.'

-Sartre 2.0
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loggerhead007



Joined: 22 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"THe more people I meet, the more I like my dog". Not sure Will Rogers? Mark Twain?
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