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[The Great Toad]

At Lotte Mart and Emart you can find a Korean dream girl of strength and likely in need of money found in a marriage to a weak fat white boy...

I know a lot of the guys are enchanted by the Corean Princesses that prance and stumble by on high heeled shoes like gossamer waifs with wounded wings. However, though I would not object to a dinner with Kate Moss, if only to try to understand how anorexia develops and is overcome, I am more enamored by thee Lasses who may do the kicking of the Jack sasses. Yes I am speaking of the Ladies with some flesh on their frames who can do a little rough and tumble and come out on top choking the bad little man with righteous skills- though may God forbid they ever need to choke out some foul aggressor. Some of my more tender highschool moments were the times I spent with a fellow highschool lass on the Judo mat in my many Judo classes before I became a grown man in no need of defensive training.

It is all simple, and I am disappointed I did not use my incredible deductive reasoning to discover this beauty in my midst of shopping for turnips before. At every Emart and Lottemart there is a man or Woman who guards the major egress points. I would consciously smile and casually acknowledge these persons previously. However, one day, I happened to cross the threshold and there behold a short haired Tom-boy looking Korean Lass of unquestionable power. She had the broad shoulders of a farm boy.... or those so comely University swim-team women I use to always try to impress by do reps of twenty the whole stack on the squat machine... and the stiff demeanor of my friendly drill instructors San Diego. I approached her and after brief introductions asked her what sport she did. It surfaced that she was indeed a second degree Blackbelt in Hapkido! Learning this immediately moved me to want to commence wrestling with her and have a playful grappling session therein on the store floor. But, I maintained my more grounding desires and was content to, show her some simple wrist / hand break techniques to which she aptly snapped down on. That she took pleasure in demonstrating and redemonstrating her You-grab-I break-your-grab- hapkido hand and forearm strength.

At any rate, I am on good terms with her and recently also met and repeated the procedure with other charming security lasses... they all seem to be at least second degree in some kind of Fong Cow Pow Pow Kung Mogee Deadly Art...

Sadly I have yet to get one to the park to play Judo.... and then sup with them... but I am working on becoming better friends. Anyhow the moral is if you want to meet some underpaid but dangerous self assured ladies you need only go shopping at your local department store.

[Clockout]

whats this thread about

[Aelric]

You are one freaky dude. Shine on you crazy diamond.

[Joe666]

I have to agree with the previous two posters. It's sounds like you might need a vacation or an ass kicking from a broad shouldered Mongolian monster of the female Asian persuation.

I hope you get better soon! I was also wondering about the level of care in the Korean bedlam realm. When your released, PM me and give me the scoop.

Thanks, Joe

[The Great Toad]

Well to be honest I did not get her /their number but I did suggest we could do a language / hapkido exchange sometime however these are the jock lasses who never made their unslept through Ingles classes you know they be hatin University and probably just passed the high sk00l English class by the love of their teacher for scholarly diversity... but maybe that is a stereotype against non-university educated rough neck Hapkido guard girls... anyhow they are really fun to play wrist lock with - just pause for a bit as you enter introduce yourself... I could get a picture of it if you guys dont believe me...

[Joe666]

Yikes, Are they overmedicating you? I guess the institutions in Korea are sub-par at best. Get out man, now!!

[kiwiduncan]

[ldh2222]

There are no strange foreigners in Korea.

[Silk]

best post I've read all day