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asmith
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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 Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:44 pm Post subject: Thank you, Korea |
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This truly is a sparkling country.
I would like to thank Korea for many reasons.
Thank you, Korea, for making pornography illegal and locking up perveyors of filth and degredation.
Thank you, Korea, for enforcing strict drug laws and deporting foreigners who can't even spend a year of their lives forgoing narcotic intoxicants.
Thank you, Korea, for outlawing prostitution--a crime with many victims.
Thank you, Korea, for your tasty food, safe streets, and caring citizens.
Finally, thank you, Korea, for allowing me to live and work in this wonderful country.
Being an assistant teacher has been the greatest joy of my life so far. |
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Hightop
Joined: 11 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Being an assistant teacher has been the greatest joy of my life so far. |
You must have had a pretty dull life so far. |
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Burndog
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank you Korea for allowing me to troll Dave's with this insipid nonsense. |
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azzwell
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: where the girls from Super Junior cannot find me
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Porn is illegal? Wow, I best call my cable company and let them know to quit showing it, and I better stop by the best station and Family Mart to tell them to stop selling porn mags.
Prostitution to? I guess I should tell the girls in the three red light districts in my town they have to find real jobs.
Thanks for letting me know! |
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egrog1717
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Ummmmm... Am I the only one who has thus far noted the sarcasm of the OP's post?? lol... |
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Clockout
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| this board can be incredibly dense and excruciatingly literal sometimes |
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jamesteacho
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Non of your business/somewhere in shibuya Japan
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Clockout wrote: |
| this board can be incredibly dense and excruciatingly literal sometimes |
you're a troll you know that?  |
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Zantetsuken
Joined: 21 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr. Dokdo...is that you???? |
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samcheokguy
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Location: Samcheok G-do
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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| I love going over to read blogs about korea...vs the drivel here. But sometimes you do get a great zinger on these boards. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:13 pm Post subject: Re: Thank you, Korea |
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| asmith wrote: |
| Thank you, Korea, for outlawing prostitution--a crime with many victims. |
 you put your tongue through your cheek with that one! |
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fermentation
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Its obviously a troll job, or this guy is one sad individual. |
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asylum seeker
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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| How incredibly witty. |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| asylum seeker wrote: |
| How incredibly witty. |
Yeah, I'm all for bitter sarcasm and satire, but I expect a little more out of it. Pedestrian? Mediocre? I give this 1-star. OP, please come back with a better effort next time. |
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sharkey
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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| I hope porn isn't illegal.. I watch that pretty much every night.. even when my gf leaves. God, I'm pimp! |
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fermentation
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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| sharkey wrote: |
| I hope porn isn't illegal.. I watch that pretty much every night.. even when my gf leaves. God, I'm pimp! |
Is porn itself really illegal? I know that making porn in Korea is illegal, which is why some Korean porn is actually made overseas. I don't know how it would be possible to make watching porn illegal. |
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