Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Goku]

Imagine if Dave's was one giant RPG....
(insert your cloud bubble)
Who would you want in your party? (of 5)


Goku - Leader, has a giant head and a larger ego. Attacks monsters with his handsome face, and blonde hair and blue eyes. Koreans take +50 additional points from his dimples. Also, everyone disagrees with him so all units under his control often go beserk.

Yingwenlaoshi - Has the power to turn himself on fire. All enemies around him automatically try to fire him. He is completely resistant though to be being fired. He can survive on little to no money and gathers energy from beer. Makoli gives him extra speed and agility.

Zanketsuken - Attacks monsters by air-guitaring. Recieves additional bonuses in ripped jeans or in an AC/DC shirt. Metallica shirts adds dexterity to his attacks. he gains energy with the more WAP points he accumlates.

Chicken Lover - Hates anything with the letters A E T or K in them. Gains extra attack power when equipped with F-Visa. If Tony Hellman is an enemy party, Chicken Lover gains the ability to pick up dirt and throw: causes blind status to all enemies.

Michaelambling - Can teleport to distant points in a very short time. Has the "charm" ability and tries to take enemies under his control. Sometimes fails and when failing enemies attack soley him. If there is a female Korean in the opposing party who wants a visa to his homeland, he can use the skill "marry" (in a very short time) and recieve visa status from the enemy he "marries".

This in no way reflects my own personal opinions abotu dave's posters, just having some fun, as you can see I made fun of myself too.

Yeah this topic is totally immature and stupid, but I have a lot of time to engage in such practices.

[Zantetsuken]

Check out POK's thread for inspiration.

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=85487&highlight=waygook%5C%27s+quest

Looks good bro....but I would have to say my armor would be Slayer/Megadeth T-shirts and my battle cry is 우리나라 만세

[Koveras]

Sharkey - level 60 nerd-slayer, with bamboo rod of command, +20 damage to gamers. Special ability: invisible to everyone who wears corrective lenses.

Rusty Shackleford - level 73 gnome. Special ability: magic spell can cause enemies to become confused, but with 100% chance that Rusty will also become confused.

Straphanger - level 200 grumpy dwarf

[Zantetsuken]

Kiwiduncan- Level 48 Treehugger. Main attacks are clearing out enemy encampments with his body odor of patchouli, weed and toejam encrusted birkenstocks. Does severe damage to Korean Flower Boys and 된장녀's Weaknesses are SUV's, K-Pop and environmentally unsafe practices.

The Mod Squad- Level 61 Babysitters. Main attacks are shutting down any opponents attacks with the (Mod Edit) spell and deletion tactics. Weak against swearing or foul language or saying anything unbecoming of a respectable teacher. They can be rendered immobile and defenseless with a well placed F-Bomb.

Underwater Bob - Level 39 Hipster. Main attacks are playing unknown indie hipster music that does severe damage to Ajoshi's eardrums. Has a severe weakness to any guitar driven music (metal rock etc). If played a guitar solo in his presence...his attack and defense rating drops to zero.

[Goku]

[sharkey]

[Koveras]

I know words like dwarven, halberd, dirk, and wyvern, so I think we know where we stand. Speaking of wyvern, that's one word I never want to hear a Korean say.