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Joe666
Joined: 19 Nov 2008 Location: Jesus it's hot down here!
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:22 pm Post subject: Looking for Solid Legitimate Answers |
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I am trying to comprehend why and how Korean females test potential mates. I am being tested and taking a hellacious spanking!! No, I am not trolling. This is a 100% legitimate question. The white towel is my next stop!!
Please be gentle!! |
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The evil penguin

Joined: 24 May 2003 Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:56 pm Post subject: Re: Looking for Solid Legitimate Answers |
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Joe666 wrote: |
I am trying to comprehend why and how Korean females test potential mates. I am being tested and taking a hellacious spanking!! No, I am not trolling. This is a 100% legitimate question. The white towel is my next stop!!
Please be gentle!! |
My friend, welcome to the world of k-girls desperately speeding in their down the highway to marriage, without stopping to smell the flowers on the way.... |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:03 am Post subject: |
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Korean girls are an enigma, surrounded by psycho and wrapped in crazy |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:38 am Post subject: |
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You will be openly cross sectioned, from your face shape to the least obvious of your own pet peeves. You will have uncontrollable and typically unnoticable skin blemishes such as a random freckle examined and worried about. Your family back to at least the 13th century will need to be described in detail. The person behind every name in your cell phone will need to be exhaustively mentioned, particularly your relationship with said individuals, and then tested again later to ensure accuracy. The one time you scratch your nose will be considered to be an ongoing pattern of a disgusting nose-picking obsession that contributes to your overall uncleanliness.
For that you should at least get a lot of dedication, the occasional massage, and home cooked meals. Otherwise you'll need to do your own objective analysis lest you become WHIPPED! |
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Joe666
Joined: 19 Nov 2008 Location: Jesus it's hot down here!
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:42 am Post subject: |
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The evil penguin wrote:
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My friend, welcome to the world of k-girls desperately speeding in their down the highway to marriage, without stopping to smell the flowers on the way.... |
I.E. - I am being sized up for the alter before she decides to figure out if I might be a serial killer or shit myself when I sleep.
Excellent, you are evil indeed my friend. |
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