Korean Job Discussion Forums

[asmith]

I really want to be good looking. Even if it's only for a day.

I was born ugly, and I'll die ugly. But it must be great to look like Brad Pitt.

I'm faithful to my wife. I'd like to believe it's because I'm a nice guy. That's true in part. But I'm so ugly that nobody else wants me.

One day I passed the Elephant Man on the street. He turned to his friend and said, "Jesus, did you see that poor guy's face?"

[samcheokguy]

seks
lots and lots of seks with attractive women.

[turkishlover25]

I'm hoping for/to a)cultural experience b)acquisition of basic Korean language skills c)teaching experience to help my PhD applications d)start paying off student loans and save around $10000 in one year and e)meet many nice Korean girls who want to enjoy the company of a charming foreigner.

*Note... these are not in order of importance.

[gakduki]

Other than the 'in korea' this has nothing to do with living in Korea if you can't have sex with beauitful girls here, try Sweden or the third world.
I wish while 'in Korea' the expat of my dreams will fall in love with me. The lee hor ii girl from Ocean world will come up to me at a club and take me to a luxury love motel and invite some of her friends. They will start treating foriegners with more respect, there will be a peace treaty signed between the koreans. People will realize its not cool to spit in public, cheese will be of better quality, lower price and readily available. Taco Bell will no longer be limited to those with acess to the army base. Hagwon bosses will start to appreciate us more and give us all raises. They will get rid of the e2 f2 f4 VISA discrimination laws and allow all those who qualify to teach privates. Ryanair will open up shop in Asia allowing us to fly all around for under 50 Euros if we book in advanced. So many things could be better...I also wish that we can continue to buy beer everywhere, that cabs and transportation remain cheep, same with clams, that God continues to bless the women of this fine country with shapely legs and shiney hair, and on and on

[redaxe]

Shorter working hours (I work about 50 hours a week)

More vacation (my company froze vacations because we're losing money)

More interesting places to go on vacation (can't get excited for Jeju or Sokcho, and it's expensive and time-consuming to go somewhere interesting like China)

Basil and cilantro (why don't Koreans eat herbs?)

[English Matt]

I'm just wishing that I get out of here alive...

EDIT: I also wish cheese was cheaper than crack.

[English Matt]

[Cohiba]

Forget the micro-mini skirt, I'm talking:

NANO-MINI SKIRT

A mini skirt so small it actually has negative dimensions, mass and
basically occupies pseudo-Euclidean n-space.

[Clockout]

more money
stable social group

that's all at the moment

[Zulethe]

Damn Cohiba, your avatar got seriously bit by the UUGH BUG!

For me, I wish I weren't quite so handsome. I intimidate the ladies and most of them think they aren't good enough for me. That's just what I've been told.

But I wish I could find a super hot chick that hates to talk but only wants to make whoopy and then leave immediately when I'M finished.

The truth will set you free!

[kickittome]

I want the person opposite me to shut the f@%# up. She is annoying.

UPDATE: she just left

[Sakamoto]

[redaxe]

[orosee]

[thrylos]