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mayorgc
Joined: 19 Oct 2008
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:39 pm Post subject: Kimchi makes your wife/gf beautiful. |
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http://rokdrop.com/2009/09/20/kimchi-now-claimed-to-create-soft-skin/
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You know why there are so many beautiful women in Korea and Korean women have such smooth skin? It�s because they have been grown on kimchi,� claims Kim Sung-Hoon, who chairs the upcoming Gwangju Kimchi Festival. |
Maybe it's true. |
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Xuanzang

Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Location: Sadang
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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The surgeons and dermatologists would have something to say about that. |
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Samurai Blur
Joined: 20 Aug 2009
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!
They forgot to leave out that it cures the cold, and reduces your chances of getting cancer. No need to do scientific studies. Just trust your ancestors! |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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I think it's more about eating Kimchi instead of some other horrible foods. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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bassexpander wrote: |
I think it's more about eating Kimchi instead of some other horrible foods. |
Exactly. It's not about what they eat, it's about what they DON'T eat. |
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highdials5
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:21 pm Post subject: Re: Kimchi makes your wife/gf beautiful. |
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You know why there are so many beautiful women in Korea and Korean women have such smooth skin?
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Make up. |
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movybuf

Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Location: Mokdong
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Would someone please burry this horse? I think it's dead. |
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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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So like you know how the greek gods dined on ambrosia (food of the gods).
Should we suggest to mythologists that they correct the books and start renaming it kimchi?
Because from what I've been reading Kimchi is the panacea for all ails and the giver of life apparently.
I will baptize my child in a golden bucket of kimchi adorned with diamonds. He will be christened With his name... Kim Kim Chi.
He will be god among ants |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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movybuf wrote: |
Would someone please burry this horse? I think it's dead. |
...or at least make some glue out of it? |
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Gibberish
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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movybuf wrote: |
Would someone please burry this horse? I think it's dead. |
I want Koreans to beat this horse until its eyeballs pop out in a bloody mess, it's just too funny. I'm sure the next thing kimchi cures is a troubled economy. |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately, thanks to kimchi, beautiful Korean women also have a shelf life of about 35 years |
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