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Kimchi makes your wife/gf beautiful.

 
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mayorgc



Joined: 19 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:39 pm    Post subject: Kimchi makes your wife/gf beautiful. Reply with quote

http://rokdrop.com/2009/09/20/kimchi-now-claimed-to-create-soft-skin/

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You know why there are so many beautiful women in Korea and Korean women have such smooth skin? It�s because they have been grown on kimchi,� claims Kim Sung-Hoon, who chairs the upcoming Gwangju Kimchi Festival.


Maybe it's true.
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Xuanzang



Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Sadang

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The surgeons and dermatologists would have something to say about that.
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Samurai Blur



Joined: 20 Aug 2009

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!

They forgot to leave out that it cures the cold, and reduces your chances of getting cancer. No need to do scientific studies. Just trust your ancestors!
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's more about eating Kimchi instead of some other horrible foods.
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redaxe



Joined: 01 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bassexpander wrote:
I think it's more about eating Kimchi instead of some other horrible foods.


Exactly. It's not about what they eat, it's about what they DON'T eat.
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highdials5



Joined: 13 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Kimchi makes your wife/gf beautiful. Reply with quote

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You know why there are so many beautiful women in Korea and Korean women have such smooth skin?

Make up.
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movybuf



Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Location: Mokdong

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would someone please burry this horse? I think it's dead.
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Goku



Joined: 10 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So like you know how the greek gods dined on ambrosia (food of the gods).

Should we suggest to mythologists that they correct the books and start renaming it kimchi?

Because from what I've been reading Kimchi is the panacea for all ails and the giver of life apparently.

I will baptize my child in a golden bucket of kimchi adorned with diamonds. He will be christened With his name... Kim Kim Chi.

He will be god among ants
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redaxe



Joined: 01 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

movybuf wrote:
Would someone please burry this horse? I think it's dead.


...or at least make some glue out of it?
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Gibberish



Joined: 29 Aug 2009

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

movybuf wrote:
Would someone please burry this horse? I think it's dead.


I want Koreans to beat this horse until its eyeballs pop out in a bloody mess, it's just too funny. I'm sure the next thing kimchi cures is a troubled economy.
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately, thanks to kimchi, beautiful Korean women also have a shelf life of about 35 years
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