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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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 Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:16 am Post subject: Will you marry me please? |
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I'm waiting for my elusive visa invitation letter.
I've been divorced since April.
I just went for a walk and I gave way to a lady in a van, she smiled at me and waved to give thanks.
I felt warm inside, that wholesome inner feeling.
Will you marry me please?  |
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sqrlnutz123
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:27 am Post subject: |
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| Would she really want to go to Saudi Arabia with you? I think not. |
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drkalbi
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:27 am Post subject: |
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Aren't you the same guy that's on Social Assistance? I'm sure the ladies will be lined up for you.  |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:29 am Post subject: |
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| Hey. If I ever get a visa, it'll be 4000 dollars a month. |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:05 am Post subject: |
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| Are you asking the woman in the van to marry you, or is this an open invitation. Because I'm free this week. But I want a big wedding. With paper flowers. And a petting zoo. With a unicorn. And a slip and slide. Every plate at the dinner comes with a complimentary GI Joe action figure and during desert we pit them against each other. Wait, I don't want a wedding, I want a third grade birthday party. Carry on. |
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gsantrim
Joined: 08 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:36 am Post subject: Dear LORD!!! |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| Are you asking the woman in the van to marry you, or is this an open invitation. Because I'm free this week. But I want a big wedding. With paper flowers. And a petting zoo. With a unicorn. And a slip and slide. Every plate at the dinner comes with a complimentary GI Joe action figure and during desert we pit them against each other. Wait, I don't want a wedding, I want a third grade birthday party. Carry on. |
Chocolates!!! I'LL MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW! That was the best wedding description I've ever heard of in my life. I'm hooked and head over heals.  |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:28 pm Post subject: Re: Dear LORD!!! |
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| gsantrim wrote: |
| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| Are you asking the woman in the van to marry you, or is this an open invitation. Because I'm free this week. But I want a big wedding. With paper flowers. And a petting zoo. With a unicorn. And a slip and slide. Every plate at the dinner comes with a complimentary GI Joe action figure and during desert we pit them against each other. Wait, I don't want a wedding, I want a third grade birthday party. Carry on. |
Chocolates!!! I'LL MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW! That was the best wedding description I've ever heard of in my life. I'm hooked and head over heals. |
 I'm yours baby! Just answer me this one thing: nerf sword fights or paintball at the reception (if it's paintball, it'll have to be one big hall). |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Wait until you are in Saudi Arabia. Will you be living in a compound with Phillipino women desperate to send money home. Then you can work something out. Possibly she can be your maid and eventially your wife. |
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ThingsComeAround
Joined: 07 Nov 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Fishead soup wrote: |
| Wait until you are in Saudi Arabia. Will you be living in a compound with Phillipino women desperate to send money home. Then you can work something out. Possibly she can be your maid and eventially your wife. |
I've seen some adult movies with this same story  |
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gsantrim
Joined: 08 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject: Re: Dear LORD!!! |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| Are you asking the woman in the van to marry you, or is this an open invitation. Because I'm free this week. But I want a big wedding. With paper flowers. And a petting zoo. With a unicorn. And a slip and slide. Every plate at the dinner comes with a complimentary GI Joe action figure and during desert we pit them against each other. Wait, I don't want a wedding, I want a third grade birthday party. Carry on. |
Chocolates!!! I'LL MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW! That was the best wedding description I've ever heard of in my life. I'm hooked and head over heals. |
I'm yours baby! Just answer me this one thing: nerf sword fights or paintball at the reception (if it's paintball, it'll have to be one big hall). |
I was thinking some hardcore rubber band paper clip fighting, guerilla style. And, the first person to loose an eye wins the grand prize. Singing You Spin Me Right Round with wedding singer frontman, Steve Buscemi. Also, we have to have some of those super cool sumo suits for our parents. I wanna see my mom kick my dad's behind!!! |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:19 am Post subject: Re: Dear LORD!!! |
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| gsantrim wrote: |
| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| gsantrim wrote: |
| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| Are you asking the woman in the van to marry you, or is this an open invitation. Because I'm free this week. But I want a big wedding. With paper flowers. And a petting zoo. With a unicorn. And a slip and slide. Every plate at the dinner comes with a complimentary GI Joe action figure and during desert we pit them against each other. Wait, I don't want a wedding, I want a third grade birthday party. Carry on. |
Chocolates!!! I'LL MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW! That was the best wedding description I've ever heard of in my life. I'm hooked and head over heals. |
I'm yours baby! Just answer me this one thing: nerf sword fights or paintball at the reception (if it's paintball, it'll have to be one big hall). |
I was thinking some hardcore rubber band paper clip fighting, guerilla style. And, the first person to loose an eye wins the grand prize. Singing You Spin Me Right Round with wedding singer frontman, Steve Buscemi. Also, we have to have some of those super cool sumo suits for our parents. I wanna see my mom kick my dad's behind!!! |
Then get married this coming weekend, and make some rubber evil-doll look-like babies by next winter.
Done. |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:29 am Post subject: |
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| I was talking about marrying me! If that van driver reads this, please wait for me the next time I go for a walk. Thank you in advance. |
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GreenlightmeansGO
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:03 am Post subject: |
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| This may sound cynical, but you could probably meet a Korean woman and marry her within 3 months...unless you look like Spliff. |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:03 am Post subject: |
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| If I don't get a Saudi visa, I may return to Korea. |
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madoka
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:14 am Post subject: |
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| GreenlightmeansGO wrote: |
| This may sound cynical, but you could probably meet a Korean woman and marry her within 3 months...unless you look like Spliff. |
Well, that's assuming fromtheuk's former Korean co-workers don't tell her about his stinky poop that he doesn't bother to flush. |
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