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A kid "went" all over the bathroom.
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hockeyguy109



Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:18 pm    Post subject: A kid "went" all over the bathroom. Reply with quote

I walked into the bathroom and thought "oh, why is there rice and kim chi on the floor? Why is it brown?"

Sickest thing I've seen in a long time. It looked JUST like rice and kim chi but it was brown and smelled like !@#%.
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP



Joined: 28 May 2009
Location: Electron cloud

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:22 pm    Post subject: Re: A kid "went" all over the bathroom. Reply with quote

hockeyguy109 wrote:
I walked into the bathroom and thought "oh, why is there rice and kim chi on the floor? Why is it brown?"

Sickest thing I've seen in a long time. It looked JUST like rice and kim chi but it was brown and smelled like !@#%.


I'm betting at least 2 hrs before it;s cleaned up.

I'm also betting it wont be cleaned properly and effectively and the smell done away with.

i've been there too many times....
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Goku



Joined: 10 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow...

I feel so "happy" now....

thanks
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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brutal man, my sympathies.
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ThingsComeAround



Joined: 07 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sh!et on Debra's desk!" Wink
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Triban



Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: Suwon Station

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP



Joined: 28 May 2009
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who thought this thread was about a Radiohead album?
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sharkey



Joined: 12 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i had a kid poop his pants in class. hahaha it was fn gross. I thought it was rotten milk or something decaying the desk. Newp.
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seonsengnimble



Joined: 02 Jun 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At my school, one of the boys keeps peeing in the tp can. At first, I thought he was just missing, but it seems like it's all going there since there's no pee on the floor, and the can is usually pretty full.
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hockeyguy109



Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seonsengnimble wrote:
At my school, one of the boys keeps peeing in the tp can. At first, I thought he was just missing, but it seems like it's all going there since there's no pee on the floor, and the can is usually pretty full.


What's a TP can?
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giraffe



Joined: 07 Apr 2009

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hockeyguy109 wrote:
seonsengnimble wrote:
At my school, one of the boys keeps peeing in the tp can. At first, I thought he was just missing, but it seems like it's all going there since there's no pee on the floor, and the can is usually pretty full.


What's a TP can?


The garbage next to the toilet with the dirty Toilet Paper ( hence TP can).
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hockeyguy109



Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

giraffe wrote:
hockeyguy109 wrote:
seonsengnimble wrote:
At my school, one of the boys keeps peeing in the tp can. At first, I thought he was just missing, but it seems like it's all going there since there's no pee on the floor, and the can is usually pretty full.


What's a TP can?


The garbage next to the toilet with the dirty Toilet Paper ( hence TP can).


Wow, they have those? That sounds really sick. Why don't they flush the TP down the toilet? Must stink up the bathroom really bad.
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you all for reminding me why I don't teach children!
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CentralCali



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hockeyguy109 wrote:
That sounds really sick. Why don't they flush the TP down the toilet? Must stink up the bathroom really bad.


It is sick and it's certainly not hygienic. Why do they have them here? Because so many people are convinced that any amount whatsoever of toilet paper will clog up the toilet and/or cause the pipes to burst.

I only use the staff restroom in my school (it's a boys' school) because all of the student restrooms are extremely nasty. The kids suffer no consequences for their bad behavior and are not the ones who have to clean up the foul mess. My suggested solution, of course, will never happen:
  • Each class in turn will be assigned to clean a restroom.
  • They will receive cleaning supplies only: brooms, mops, toilet brushes, and bathroom cleaner.
  • They will not receive rubber gloves or plastic gloves.
  • The class assigned to clean a restroom will be excused 15 minutes early prior to lunch to clean the restroom.


After every student has to dig through their own and their friends' filth right before eating, they'll think twice before crapping on the floor again. And their aim at the urinal will improve to the point, as Berta of 2 1/2 Men puts it, they "can pee through a Cheerio at a 100 paces."

I'm kind of fond of the idea of having a student assigned as bathroom monitor too. If someone fouls the place and he doesn't report the offender, then he's stuck cleaning the can on his own.

Want to hear my suggestions regarding littering now?
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hockeyguy109



Joined: 22 Dec 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CentralCali wrote:
hockeyguy109 wrote:
That sounds really sick. Why don't they flush the TP down the toilet? Must stink up the bathroom really bad.


It is sick and it's certainly not hygienic. Why do they have them here? Because so many people are convinced that any amount whatsoever of toilet paper will clog up the toilet and/or cause the pipes to burst.

I only use the staff restroom in my school (it's a boys' school) because all of the student restrooms are extremely nasty. The kids suffer no consequences for their bad behavior and are not the ones who have to clean up the foul mess. My suggested solution, of course, will never happen:
  • Each class in turn will be assigned to clean a restroom.
  • They will receive cleaning supplies only: brooms, mops, toilet brushes, and bathroom cleaner.
  • They will not receive rubber gloves or plastic gloves.
  • The class assigned to clean a restroom will be excused 15 minutes early prior to lunch to clean the restroom.


After every student has to dig through their own and their friends' filth right before eating, they'll think twice before crapping on the floor again. And their aim at the urinal will improve to the point, as Berta of 2 1/2 Men puts it, they "can pee through a Cheerio at a 100 paces."

I'm kind of fond of the idea of having a student assigned as bathroom monitor too. If someone fouls the place and he doesn't report the offender, then he's stuck cleaning the can on his own.

Want to hear my suggestions regarding littering now?


Wow, it sounds like you have a real poop-party! I've been at my school for 7 months and the poop-party-poops never happened till now.

I guess kids in Korea really like pooping on the floor. We should bring them to the USA and have them poop on the Wall Street brokers who pooped on the economy.
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