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blackjack



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: anyang

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:27 am    Post subject: My rotten corpse Reply with quote

Anyone else worried about this?

I have my own apartment, single, a little antisocial and my friends are used to not hearing from me for a while, my boss doesn't know where I live and only talk with my friends family back home every couple of weeks.

If I was to fall down my stairs and crack my head open I wonder how many weeks it would take till the neigbours complained about the smell. I have enough money in my account to pay rent and bills for at least six months. I guess if I didn't show up to work for a couple of weeks my boss could contact immigration.

my parents could contact my embassy but the NZ embassy would be unlikely to do anything.

So anyone else think about this or am I just morbid?
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DrugstoreCowgirl



Joined: 08 May 2009
Location: Daegu-where the streets have no name

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While I did have a good laugh at this, I have to admit that this thought has crossed my mind before when I was sick with what I think was swine flu.
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byrddogs



Joined: 19 Jun 2009
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't think about this too much (until someone reminds me). thanks for the bummer, lol.
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Sleepy in Seoul



Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry OP. If you ever get yourself into this kind of situation, you'll either be a decomposing corpse slowly bloating with intestinal gasses and leaking bodily fluid onto the floor or so hoarse from futilely screaming for help that you'll be in no condition to worry. In either case, there's nothing you can do now except stash caches of supplies and spare cell phones within arms' reach of every possible place in your home. In which case you'll probably trip over them and do yourself an injury.
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roadwork



Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Location: Goin' up the country

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually used to think about that a lot when I would go on blackout drinking binges. What if I were to smash my head on the corner of the table or cut it open on a soju bottle? It would definitely have to be when the smell came about because like the OP, at that time, no one knew where I lived, I had one or two friends that lived in other cities and only contacted my parents via e-mail.
Not sure if there is a safety plan for something like that.
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steveinincheon



Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: in The Shadows of Gyeyangsan

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once you cracked your head open the amount of time u spent dead would be a\th\\e least of anyone;s concerns. My advice is to get some friends who co uld verify whether u r alive or not so you can reduce the time u would spend as a dead ass corpse. HOpe this helps. PS im drunk abnd dont mean to be a douccejhe
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blackjack



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: anyang

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not really worried, just one of those random thought type things when you got ya feet up watching TV
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BoholDiver



Joined: 03 Oct 2009
Location: Canada

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only worry I have is that if I get killed in Korea with someone at fault, my family will be screwed by the court system.

Look at that SA lady in Mokpo, MIchael White, and others.
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mc_jc



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Location: C4B- Cp Red Cloud, Area-I

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This brings up something I saw a long time ago while I was assigned at Camp Casey in 1990-1991.
Me and some friends went outside of the ville area to go to downtown TDC and a woman was standing by the roadside, I guess waiting for a bus or something, when a truck slammed into her.
We were like "oh sh*t!" as the truck just kept on going as if it only hit a raccoon or something. We figured someone would call the police or something and we walked on to a taxi stand further down the road.
But when we arrived at the spot we were more than two hours later, the woman's body was still there lying on the side of the road with cars whizzing by without even stopping to see if the woman was alive or not.
We went to a local police station to report what we saw and to bring the cop to the body. He looked at it and said "ok" as he took out his walkie-talkie to report what he saw.

That is one of the more extreme things I've seen during my time in Korea.
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GoldMember



Joined: 24 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife's uncle died a few years ago. He died alone, as he was a bachelor, and on vacation at the time, so he wasn't missed from work. It was a few days before his body was discovered. What do we discover near the decaying body. A massive collection of porno videos!

Be careful what you have in your apartment in case you die.
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cpolian



Joined: 18 Oct 2009

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no.
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fermentation



Joined: 22 Jun 2009

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mc_jc wrote:
This brings up something I saw a long time ago while I was assigned at Camp Casey in 1990-1991.
Me and some friends went outside of the ville area to go to downtown TDC and a woman was standing by the roadside, I guess waiting for a bus or something, when a truck slammed into her.
We were like "oh sh*t!" as the truck just kept on going as if it only hit a raccoon or something. We figured someone would call the police or something and we walked on to a taxi stand further down the road.
But when we arrived at the spot we were more than two hours later, the woman's body was still there lying on the side of the road with cars whizzing by without even stopping to see if the woman was alive or not.
We went to a local police station to report what we saw and to bring the cop to the body. He looked at it and said "ok" as he took out his walkie-talkie to report what he saw.

That is one of the more extreme things I've seen during my time in Korea.


Wow. Was she dead? It would've been even more messed up if she was still alive. I was in elementary school back in the 90s and I remembering hearing a lot about the huge number of hit and runs in the news and from the "this country is going down hill" rants from adults.

Never saw anything that extreme but I saw some weird traffic related stuff. Once I was waiting for the bus and saw a guy on a motorcycle lose control and smack into a curb. The guy was visibly shaken but didn't look too hurt. There weren't many cars on the street so the guy was safe from getting hit. As he was slowly picking up his bike to leave, another guy in a car stopped next to the bike guy and started yelling at him. I couldn't make out what he said, but it seemed like it was something about being more careful. Then the dude (in the car) drove off. What an asshole.

Another was in hongdae where I saw a slow moving car hit a girl. The girl fell to the ground and looked like she was in pain. She was sat on the ground and was holding her head while her boyfriend or friend was trying to help her up. The person in the car stopped and just looked at them. Didn't even get out to help. The girl eventually stood up and stumbled away with her boyfriend's help and the car drove away. The couple didn't even talk to the driver, much less ask for insurance info. It was a strange.
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youtuber



Joined: 13 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:47 pm    Post subject: Re: My rotten corpse Reply with quote

blackjack wrote:
Anyone else worried about this?

I have my own apartment, single, a little antisocial and my friends are used to not hearing from me for a while, my boss doesn't know where I live and only talk with my friends family back home every couple of weeks.

If I was to fall down my stairs and crack my head open I wonder how many weeks it would take till the neigbours complained about the smell. I have enough money in my account to pay rent and bills for at least six months. I guess if I didn't show up to work for a couple of weeks my boss could contact immigration.

my parents could contact my embassy but the NZ embassy would be unlikely to do anything.

So anyone else think about this or am I just morbid?



As hard as it may be, try making some friends in Korea, Koreans or foreigners. Join a badminton, knitting, or movie club. Anything just to get your butt out the door! Although a pain in the asss sometimes and hard to get along with, people are the key to happiness. Nothing else matters.
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ryoga013



Joined: 23 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean you don't have hookers coming by twice a day like every other foreigner? Man, you've got to tell the Korean press about this story haha

seriously though, I'd get called if I was 15minutes late and there'd be someone at my place in an hour. Not worried at all about having them clean up a rotten corpse.
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