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[ThingsComeAround]

Halloween is right around the corner- I have been sitting in my office with a sleepy haze, thinking of what might be funny (and sick/gross/nasty) to share to keep us all awake during these long autumn afternoons--

Please, no stories of "my friend saw", "I saw it on Youtube", no "Spankwire challenge" Lets try to keep it honest, from your own memory, IRL

Let me begin,

While walking around in Seoul, my 'auntie' took me to Insadong for the first time. Upon walking in (from the Gwanghwamoon side), we saw a homeless man sitting, picking at his heavily bleeding nose.

When in NYC on the subway, I was waiting to go home (this was in the afternoon) and an old overweight woman sat down behind me. Seconds before the door opens at the last stop, She pulls up her skirt (which was HUGE) and she starts urinating right there on the train

Also in NYC, I was heading home. This was at night, around 9pm- last leg of rush hour. An addict (you could tell his life was ruined from drugs) got on and sat across from me. Usually that doesn't bother me, but then I watched as he pulled his pants down and leaned forward- yes, I can tell there was something gross, but for some reason no one took notice to leave- by the time I walked to the other end of the car, two latin ladies were running in my direction screaming and laughing. The man had proceeded to take a dump, in a packed subway car

[Underwaterbob]

Me and a friend were walking home late one night after some drinking when this guy with an absolutely mangled face stepped out of the dark right in front of us. He had huge gashes in his forehead and cheeks, flaps of skin were hanging off and his face was covered in blood. He calmly asked us for a cigarette. We told him we didn't have one and politely mentioned he should get to a hospital. He shrugged us off and walked away.

[Princess Soraya]

Was walking home from dinner with friends when a drunk guy in a suit sat down on the sidewalk (in front of a GS), whipped it out and proceeded to pleasure himself. Koreans just ignored him, while I seemed to be the only one surprised by this public display of, er, affection...

[definitely maybe]

I went to a donkey show in college.

[Arthur Dent]

Mali, 1987.

A hot dusty day in Bamako. We drove to an ice cream stand and parked. On the road amongst the traffic lay a man entangled with his bicycle in an awkward position. He wasn't moving, blood pooled around his head. A few people glanced at him but kept about their business. No ambulances or police came. No one touched him or did anything to involve themselves.

He was clearly dead. We ordered ice cream anyway, though I had lost my appetite. It didn't taste very good.

The ice cream shop was gaily painted in pastel colours of pink and green. One of the most surreal juxtapositions I have ever experienced.

I had been in Africa for two months by this time, and I knew better than to get involved. Sad, but true.

[5600]

I went to a GG Allin show.
If you don't know then google GG Allin or Youtube it.
It was around 89 or so..Pissed all over the place, crapped himself, got in a fight with his brother during the set. The skins in the place got tired of it and proceeded to give him the boot.

[asylum seeker]

Ok it wasn't live but I saw part of a truly disturbing video on the internet that was taken by some teenagers in Ukraine. These three guys were serial killers and they would record themselves killing. I didn't watch it all but the part I saw the man's face was just pulp from all the beating they'd given- almost unrecognizable- and one of them was repeatedly stabbing into it with a screwdriver. It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen and I regret watching it.
Here's some more info about the murders:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

[Miles Long]

[rumdiary]

I saw a family in Costco take a plate of onions smothered in ketchup and mustard and eat it like a salad. Chilling.

[scotty12347]

[Panda]

A Chechnya soldier decapitating a Russian soldier.

I was sick for a month because of this vid.

Dont watch it, honestly. I am being completely serious 2.

[peppermint]

I saw a lot of car accidents as a kid because we lived at a really busy intersection. I saw one not too long ago though that was car vs horses (not in Korea) and that's kind of stuck with me. Apparently the driver wasn't injured too badly, but there was a lot of blood, and what was left of the horses wasn't overly pleasant.

[Bloopity Bloop]

[prideofidaho]

Justice Yeldham. Playing glass as music. bleeding cut open mouth coupled with the sounds he was making was disturbing.

[Fox]

The big banks that parasitically infest our society being handed billions of dollars of tax payer money to ensure they can continue to persist and leech off of our society.