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Goku · Joined: 10 Dec 2008

I've found the ... "secret" to unlimited confidence, popularity, and power. It's the power to manipulate people and feelings and take control of the people around you.

And now I finally knew where the power comes from. It took a lot of thinking. A lot of reading. Almost 8 years worth of self help books, plethora of other books, real life socializing, observing "cool" people, and watching body language and social interactions....Having studied their public speeches and forces of manipulation, from Hitler to Mao zhe dong.... I watched their speeches, studied the lives of all the great leaders. It was my obsession for so many years. Even teaching in Korea has taught me this. The students won't listen to just anyone. Why do some teachers control why others can't? But now I finally know WHAT IS charisma and how to control it and use it.

I realized the "key".

Now that I have realized it, my natural thinking was.... how can I make money off this.

Now, I'm thinking of offering my secret. But I want to get paid for it... and MOST importantly I don't want too many people knowing or sharing this secret. It locks severe potential to manipulate ANYONE. And if the wrong people know about it... the power gets diluted. I'd be damn stupid to publish some kind of book on this kind of thing for $20 that you can buy at Kyobo or walden book stores. It's not that kind of self help book. I've read all the books on Charisma and most of them don't really know what it is. They talk about it like some kind of mystery that's elusive. Even if you wiki charisma you get some kind of blob like mess of an answer. But I finally know where it comes from, and what's the nature of the beast and why it works. It finally clicked in my head and now I feel like a god.

How much would you pay for such a thing? If I could teach someone, an English teacher like you, how to have charisma, how much would you be willing to max out at?

10 million won? 5 million won?
How about 30 minute lessons for 100,000 won?

What is a payment schedule that would work for you? If you wanted such a service.

I was thinking of doing face to face consultations. JUST to prove how powerful it really is. Nothing has proved to be resistance to the "key" of charisma. I've been using my charisma to alter the choices and decisions of the people around me and it HAS NOT FALTERED. I'm constantly extra services, people bending to my will, and the students have finally STFU when I ask them to.

It's just so incredible and the power is so immense, I can't stop bragging about it. But I'm selfish, and I need money NOW! I want

I need more help guys. I've asked my friends (who are also begging me nowadays to let me spill the beans, as they have noticed huge changes in me) but they all say they are only willing to pay 1 million or 2 million won?

How much would you pay? What do you think I should be charging for this?

VanIslander · Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:29 pm Post subject:

Asian power!

That and a buck buys you some ramen.

UknowsI · Joined: 16 Apr 2009

Then why are you working as an English teacher... you could be the leader of the world.

I for one don't like the idea of manipulating the people around me.

PRagic · Joined: 24 Feb 2006

Sounds like the tripe the 'players' spread around in that book, 'The Game'. How much would we pay? You can't be serious.

The short answer is to work on improving yourself and forget about trying to impress others by presenting a less than honest rendition of yourself.

Don't step onto a basketball court dressed to ski, and don't head up a mountain to ski dressed to play ball. In brief, be prepared to play the game, including dressing the part. If wearing a certain type of clothing runs against your personal grain, then rethink your reasons for wanting to be in the game in the first place.

When meeting people, learn names and use them.

Save money as soon as possible. Money isn't everything, but it does provide freedom and mobility. Even modest saving effort can provide a healthy mental leverage against a-hole bosses and dead end jobs. Invest. Rest assured that everyone with money is tired of hearing how unimportant money is from people who don't and probably never will have it. Sooner or later, not having it will make you a burden to someone else. Last time I checked, nobody liked a burden.

This could go on and on and on, but, then again, who reads this crap?

Triban · Joined: 14 Jul 2009 Location: Suwon Station

10 won. You are pathetic if you think anyone would pay for this.

Goku · Joined: 10 Dec 2008

tzechuk · Joined: 20 Dec 2004

halfmanhalfbiscuit · Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Location: Seoul

I'll swap you my animal magnetism and a bag of crisps.

Fox · Joined: 04 Mar 2009

Bloopity Bloop · Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Location: Seoul yo

carpetdope · Joined: 13 Oct 2008

mateomiguel · Joined: 16 May 2005

I think his secret is held within his post. Hey OP, get back to me when you're not teaching English in a foreign country and we can talk charisma together. Maybe I can teach you a thing or two? Wink

Goku · Joined: 10 Dec 2008

Man,

All I want is a price, not whether or not you think it's real or not.

Most people won't anyways. I accepted that already. The proof is in the pudding, not in a post on Dave's esl cafe.

So like I'd say I'd offer to meet people face to face to display the goods before paying.

How many would take that up?
No risk and only benefit

Fox · Joined: 04 Mar 2009

Hamlet · Joined: 18 Mar 2008

So, what's the deal, Magic Goku? You have been accused, in public, with pictures of your face, of robbing someone who let you stay at their house for free?

Is that your secret? Steal from kind people who put you up? Or have you been falsely accused?

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