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yingwenlaoshi
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 Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:53 am Post subject: Lee Press On Nails |
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I need some advice. I like to keep my nails cut short, but I also like to pick my nose. It feels good to get right up in there and get hold of something crusty at the end, but more gooey as it goes back further into and up the nasal cavity. A long piece of snot that you can look at and wonder about after its exit. I especially like it when it's a bit of a challenge, but lately I've been wanting to make a quicker go of it.
Anyway, I had this Korean friend whose nails were long. He was signed up to at least one of those marriage-matching sites, but could never get anywhere with him. I suggested he should keep his fingernails trimmed since girls really don't like that. I'm pretty sure that one of his nails, most likely the index finger, was longe than the others and suspect that that was used for his gold-digging. Of course it was.
So, getting to the point, have any males out there purchased Lee Press On Nails solely for this purpose? How has that worked for you to improve your nose-picking life? Ladies? Do longer finger nails work wonders in this department? |
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yingwenlaoshi
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:17 am Post subject: |
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Come on! I really want to know!
How cheap can I buy Lee Press On Nails? Can I buy just one to see how they work? |
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curiousaboutkorea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:49 am Post subject: |
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Do you want me to send you some from NY? I'll get you some crazy *beep* with diamonds or something. |
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kg2095
Joined: 23 May 2009
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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^^ Agreed. You need to super glue them on. Maybe just get one long one for the pinky. |
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banjois
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Pinky's not an optimal picker...better your index, like a banjo player 
The diamonds would be great for the random side-snot you'd get as well... |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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| banjois wrote: |
Pinky's not an optimal picker...better your index, like a banjo player
The diamonds would be great for the random side-snot you'd get as well... |
You play clawhammer style? |
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banjois
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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Yup (and piano and musical saw). Any chance of finding a dobro player in Korea? I'm shopping around for a job right now, and that would actually be a prime factor for location...
Banjo pickin' and nose pickin', in the same post. Together at last. |
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banjois
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry to hijack the thread (not enough messages to PM yet), but are you some kinda banjo-picking Joycean, MollyBloom? And here I am thinking I was a one-off...
OK. Back to nose-picking then. Just be careful with those press-on nails that you don't cut yerself. It's a fine art. |
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kg2095
Joined: 23 May 2009
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
^^ Agreed. You need to super glue them on. Maybe just get one long one for the pinky. |
Make sure the super glue has dried before sticking your finger up your nose. |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| banjois wrote: |
Yup (and piano and musical saw). Any chance of finding a dobro player in Korea? I'm shopping around for a job right now, and that would actually be a prime factor for location...
Banjo pickin' and nose pickin', in the same post. Together at last. |
I play the saw too! I need a new bow, though. I think I might be getting a new set for x-mas. |
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banjois
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| Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
| I play the saw too! I need a new bow, though. I think I might be getting a new set for x-mas. |
Really?!? Banjo and saw? Well done.
I need a new bow too. Somebody stole mine (out of my tent, leaving behind far more likely-to-be-stolen items...wierd). I've been using the saw to actually cut lumber lately... |
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| banjois wrote: |
| I've been using the saw to actually cut lumber lately... |
Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| kg2095 wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
^^ Agreed. You need to super glue them on. Maybe just get one long one for the pinky. |
Make sure the super glue has dried before sticking your finger up your nose. |
AND... don't scratch your balls right after applying said super glue. |
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